I had a job interview today for some fancy office job

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You should have cut s WWE promo in the middle of the interview shyttin on the other candidate.
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you'd definitely get the job then, but you fukked it up :beli:
 

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u know whats a little ass thing that looks good at an interview? get yourself one of these



looks very professional especially if u have questions that u want to ask them written down and take notes while they answer them. makes u look really interested.


dont just walk in there carrying your resume in a manila folder or a book report plastic like a loser.
 
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u know whats a little ass thing that looks good at an interview? get yourself one of these



looks very professional especially if u have questions that u want to ask them written down and take notes while they answer them. makes u look really interested.


dont just walk in there carrying your resume in a manila folder or a book report plastic like a loser.

:ohhh:

I use a post office envelope :lolbron::heh::smugfavre:

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You gotta wear a suit bruh. You also need to look up potential questions you might be asked and you need to research about the company. I recommend using this site called glassdoor, it gives you company overviews along with reviews, salaries, and interview questions from current and former employees
 

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I went in there with a button up, don't button the top 2 buttons, show off the v nevk
I walked in and all these dudes are wearing 500 thread count suits n shyt

Time for te interview they guy interviews us in groups of 2, they guy I went with made me look so bad he's all like I have 20 years of experience, I'm director blah blah, then I go up to speak and all I could say is I used to work at macys, they liked me, you'll like me too. At the end of the interview he was tryin to shake hands with the old dude first, I intercepted that and then he shakes hands with him and they talked like their best friends and shyt.

I walked out there mad as fukk

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1. Wear a suit and tie next time for a legit fancy office job.
2. 500 thread count is for cotton bed sheets, not wool suits. If they were wearing suits made out of bed sheets, that would have been funny. :lolbron:
3. What kind of job were you applying for? If the dude was a director and blah, blah, blah, he might be over-qualified. Maybe not.
4. Don't cock-block while hand-shaking. That was a bad move on your part. That looks like a thirsty bro trying to get a date by flashing buy-one-get-one-free KFC coupons to entice a woman to a dinner date. It doesn't work. OR at least I think it doesn't. :lupe:
5. Let that be a learning experience in the interview process. You probably won't get a call back from the sounds of things.
 

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1. Wear a suit and tie next time for a legit fancy office job.
2. 500 thread count is for cotton bed sheets, not wool suits. If they were wearing suits made out of bed sheets, that would have been funny. :lolbron:
3. What kind of job were you applying for? If the dude was a director and blah, blah, blah, he might be over-qualified. Maybe not.
4. Don't cock-block while hand-shaking. That was a bad move on your part. That looks like a thirsty bro trying to get a date by flashing buy-one-get-one-free KFC coupons to entice a woman to a dinner date. It doesn't work. OR at least I think it doesn't. :lupe:
5. Let that be a learning experience in the interview process. You probably won't get a call back from the sounds of things.

Maybe the were :mjpls:
 
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