I had a job interview today for some fancy office job

[TRFG]

You're going to like the way you look; I guarantee it.

you're slow

 

[unit321]

you're slow

Oh. It took a second.
white bed sheets made into suit = KKK garb.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

I have a job u dipshyt

what is it tho?

 

[Ooh Marty]

1. Wear a suit and tie next time for a legit fancy office job.
2. 500 thread count is for cotton bed sheets, not wool suits. If they were wearing suits made out of bed sheets, that would have been funny.
3. What kind of job were you applying for? If the dude was a director and blah, blah, blah, he might be over-qualified. Maybe not.
4. Don't cock-block while hand-shaking. That was a bad move on your part. That looks like a thirsty bro trying to get a date by flashing buy-one-get-one-free KFC coupons to entice a woman to a dinner date. It doesn't work. OR at least I think it doesn't.
5. Let that be a learning experience in the interview process. You probably won't get a call back from the sounds of things.

yo cac ass stay sayin slick shyt

what is it tho?

dont worry about it.

 

[unit321]

yo cac ass stay sayin slick shyt



dont worry about it.

I was thinking more along the lines of suits sewn with bed sheets, not KKK garb. But I see the error of my statement.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

yo cac ass stay sayin slick shyt



dont worry about it.

so you work in mcdonalds? why are you giving advice about office jobs then?

damn you dumb

 

[Big Blue]

I fukking haaaaaate group interviews.

 

[Kid McNamara]

nikkas.

 

[Ooh Marty]

so you work in mcdonalds? why are you giving advice about office jobs then?

damn you dumb

u got me, i work at mcdonalds.

 

[SirReginald]

Spoiler

Go to college or take a trade. Also without good jobs you won't get far.

 

[LezJepzin]

Have a group interview brehs

 

[SCORCH]

A v-neck under a dress shirt?

 

[EndDomination]

I agree with you dudes, but honestly ties are pretty much done outside of law. I have a decent collection and it is strictly for weddings and holiday parties nowadays.

 

[flea]

u know whats a little ass thing that looks good at an interview? get yourself one of these



looks very professional especially if u have questions that u want to ask them written down and take notes while they answer them. makes u look really interested.


dont just walk in there carrying your resume in a manila folder or a book report plastic like a loser.

I use the book report plastic thinking I was killin it

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

GUESS WHAT nikkaS
I JUST GOT A CALL BACK< PASSED THE FIRST PHASE OF THE INTERVIEW NOW I GOT JOB SHADOWING ON FRIDAY

imma walk in this btch with sweatpants and wifebeater next time

- GodRobinson