I hate flying....

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Last time I flew the wind was blowing hard while we were taking off, so the plane rocking back & forth, then the pilot says "uh bare with me folks, it's gonna be a little bumpy for the next couple mins while we climb thru these gusts". I just knew I was gonna die

Reminds me recently coming from Wisconsin to detroit and we were going through a storm shyt was frightening turbulence entire fukking rideverything with clouds everywhere
 

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Nah the storms or turbulence usually doesn't bother me

It's the crampness, uncomfortableness, smells, etc.

I need my space. I realize as I get older it's WORTH paying for.

If I'm saving money to go somewhere and it's a long ass flight, I'm saving to pay for first class.

Luckily this flight was pretty short, only a few hours so I tolerated it.

But no way in fukk am I ever riding coach for anything no less than 2-4 hours. Maybe if I get an isle in which I usually pay extra for regardless. I want my freedom
 

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Flying is easy, stop being a big baby...

I remember my first plane ride...

The kick of those giant engines kicking in as they hit the gas and your thrown into your seat, the little bits of G force kicking in, then watching the plane lift off the ground...

:banderas:
gotta love them window seats :wow:
 

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gotta love them window seats :wow:
Nah breh I'm not a window seater

I need to know that I can get up and maneuver any chance I get.

I'm too paranoid... Especially on a long ass flight.

I don't even mind the smell and baby crying if I know I can hop up and move if I need to.

Best flight I ever had in coach was with a skinny, petite white chick. bytch hardly took up any space.. She could ball up like it was nothing and I had as much shoulder/arm room as I wanted. And she was a talker too, so it kept me preoccupied most of the flight. She even fell asleep on a nikka shoulder and I didn't care... I let it ride. 10+ hour flight too and we became fb friends after.
 

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Nah breh I'm not a window seater

I need to know that I can get up and maneuver any chance I get.

I'm too paranoid... Especially on a long ass flight.

I don't even mind the smell and baby crying if I know I can hop up and move if I need to.

Best flight I ever had in coach was with a skinny, petite white chick. bytch hardly took up any space.. She could ball up like it was nothing and I had as much shoulder/arm room as I wanted. And she was a talker too, so it kept me preoccupied most of the flight. She even fell asleep on a nikka shoulder and I didn't care... I let it ride. 10+ hour flight too and we became fb friends after.
you didnt join the mile high club?? :snoop:

i hate flying...once the plane dropped 1000 feet at the drop of a dime, all the top cabin bins flew open and the luggage came out, everyone was screaming and shyt. oxygen masks dropped down...i was :damn:
 

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Soon as the plane went up I'm buying drinks. Flying is fukking frightening.
I ain't buying no alcohol while on a flight. Not because of the price but for safety reasons. I may not be no super strong pro fighter, but best believe I'd jump in to kick some ass if some guy tries to hijack the plane with a damn box cutter. I ain't tryna be all drunk and woozy and some crazy shyt going on. I may or may not be successful but I'll be damned if they gonna try something and kill my ass. Gotta give the :mjpls: to every motherfukker that gets on that plane.
 

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you didnt join the mile high club?? :snoop:

i hate flying...once the plane dropped 1000 feet at the drop of a dime, all the top cabin bins flew open and the luggage came out, everyone was screaming and shyt. oxygen masks dropped down...i was :damn:
Nah breh I didn't fukk... Didn't even think about it:snoop:
 
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So.. I got this issue with planes. I'm a lil closterphobic and hate sitting by windows and scrunched up between fat people...

I told this bytchass job what it was. Low and behold, I'm sitting here stuck between the window and some fat bytch.... After they asked me to go on this dumbass trip and I didn't even want to.

So now I'm flipping out... I'm gonna ask to move soon and idgaf. They paid for the isle the first time and I guess I couldn't get an isle the second time.

Then this big ass chick talking about "no I don't want the window..."

I'm not fat but I'm far from skinny and I refuse to be scrunched up throughout this entire flight.

i hear you, bruh
i don't like flyin' either
 

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Should have done what they did to Jill Scott in Why Did I Get Married :mjlol:
 

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Crying babies,

one thing i cant stand iis crying kids fukking up the trip... :stopitslime:

shyt is the worst. I flew cross country once...7 hours non-stop. 4 babies on the plane. When one stopped crying another would start. It was like that the entire flight smh.
 
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