I Hate To Say It, But The Witcher 3 Is Ass

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Folks hating on Witcher 3 now?

Game has layers upon layers of litness and it's not even good enough:mindblown:? I just can't compute this thread.
Bro this is the Arcadium. Nothing escapes the hate :demonic:




















...Witcher 3 really the greatest game of all time though :banderas:
 

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Games like Witcher 3 aren't usually my cup of tea, I gave up on it maybe 5-6 hours in. I'd like to revisit it at some point.
 

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I keep trying to play this game and quickly get bored.

Wrpgs just don't click for me at all. :hubie:


One day I'll try to put more time in. But I failed to see what was great about the game. It just felt like every other wrpg complete with clunky gameplay,just with better writing.


It's in my backlog and may never come out :manny:. Nobody got time for these huge open world games unless you love the genre it's in.

shyt like skyrim and dragon age is ass juice to me,with huge glaring flaws all over the place that people just give passes to.

The genre just isn't for me at all.
 
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I wanted to like this game so bad and couldn't get in to it for a number of reasons...

The combat was just so...bad...

I took to massive gaming L's behind this and the Division...i had both hyped as all time great games...tried multiple times to get into witcher 3 and i never did play the division cause all my friends who bought it day 1 were done with it within a month...
So in your opinion, how is witcher 3 compared to zelda botw
 

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Not even in the same league as BOTW
Aight this is random but how does the horse variation, control, speed, combat options with a horse compare? Do you have to catch horses too?

I really like horses and been thinking bout getting witcher 3 for xbox one x just because the game has horses
 

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Aight this is random but how does the horse variation, control, speed, combat options with a horse compare? Do you have to catch horses too?

I really like horses and been thinking bout getting witcher 3 for xbox one x just because the game has horses

You get one in the beginning and I think you keep it the whole game. I think you can upgrade gear for it.

I didn't play it all the way through though...probably not even halfway through due to the clunky controls and animations...

@Ciggavelli probably knows...he is really high on Witcher III
 

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You get one in the beginning and I think you keep it the whole game. I think you can upgrade gear for it.

I didn't play it all the way through though...probably not even halfway through due to the clunky controls and animations...

@Ciggavelli probably knows...he is really high on Witcher III
Yeah, you keep Roach (your horse) through the whole game and update him with gear.
 

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Yeah, you keep Roach (your horse) through the whole game and update him with gear.
But whats the horse gameplay like. Controls. Exploration limit (can u slide down mountains or strafe up them like in zelda). horseback combat.
 

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Since its just a video game, I wont neg you lol. You're missing out tho.


I just wished some the gear look better.. be looking bloated in some of that shyt. Otherwise, this one is up there with the GOATS
 

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But whats the horse gameplay like. Controls. Exploration limit (can u slide down mountains or strafe up them like in zelda). horseback combat.
The controls are a bit iffy. You can't climb up mountains, but you don't need to; you can get anywhere in the game without scaling a mountain. Horseback combat is a bit iffy too. Roach (your horse is for traversing long distances and horse races). It's different than Zelda
 
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