I Have A Son I Didn't Know I Had HELP ME BREHS :damn: (I Don't Remember FUCCIN This Hoe)

[West Coast Avenger]

Bruh I've seen you....you're gonna have to pay for pusssy for the rest of your life........

 

[BrandonBanks]

Believe random women who say you fathered their child brehs

Derwin Davis ass nikka

Even though this is ducktales, i've seen nikkas blindly believe a kid is theirs just because the chick said it was...a cat i knew from school did that even though he had no proof it was his....didn't even get a DNA test..i don't get how so many nikkas just blindly a believe a kid is theirs because some chick who's sexual history u have no idea about is like "this is your child"

 

[Weaver31]

I wouldn't entertain this BS, Id be getting a DNA test ASAP.

/thread after this response

 

[Rawtid]

I hope you didn't lose much sleep coming up with the falsehood.

 

[SirReginald]

Bruh I've seen you....you're gonna have to pay for pusssy for the rest of your life........

Naw, but for real every champion takes a defeat. I'm moving in a few months to start my life. Only thing that was real was me leaving my job. Been caring for my mother which I thank myself for. There's more to life than chicks. Like I said, I want to run for political office in a few years. Plan to go back to school at night and work in the day. I'm straight breh

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

If u were drunk are u sure u consented

 

[GzUp]

U post dumb shyt in here too?

 

[Sauce Dab]

Not even remotely believable.

I believe you saying you're a virgin by choice more than this story

 

[TEH]

 

[RAX 010]

Pics of Baby Mama

 

[collateral.]

Reads title of the thread ---> see's username of the author ---->

 

[A1aaa]

@Brooklynzson real talk can y'all give this annoying nikka time out

 

[Dwolf]

So, I thought I was a virgin of course because I always preach that However, early this morning this girl came to my crib and said here's your son I said, "Yo, what the fukk? I don't got no kids I'm a virgin". Not the case She was like, "You forgot that summer were you and I got fukked up ". Me going So she said, you gonna be there for your kid. Now, this happen after I lost my job, I had to quit. I'm suppose to be leaving for Mass in 3 months

Me: So, what am I gonna do I'm leaving VA in a couple months and jobless takin care of moms.

Baby Mama: Aint my problem just care for our baby and pay up child support

Me: I am fukking broke

Baby Mama: My parents think you are a piece of shyt


Now, I don't remember fukking this girl at all I swear I don't Now, I got a kid I don't know. Baby mama who I supposedly had relations with A Turkish girl


Her departing words: If you don't care for our child I'll see you in court you fukking slouch. She also said, fukk you and your motherfukkin mama

My face was like

What do I do brehs

Spoiler

I just fukked up

Spoiler

I aint got no kids. STILL poppin and doing big things

 

[King Sun]

Be bored in your moms basements brehs

 

[SirReginald]

Be bored in your moms basements brehs

I don't have a basement and I'm not bored. I'll take the L for posting this thread though. Comedy just isn't my forte.