I helped a friend do ubereats for a few weeks and...

[GUWOPPERS]

I remember back on the eve Juneteenth of 2019.

Ordered some Taco Bell.

The breh delivering it, drove all the way down the fukking street so I had to walk at least a minute to catch up to his ass.

But in the spirit of the holiday I decided fukk it, imma still tip the breh maybe he had a long day. Tell him to stay blessed and tipped him as he drove off.

And when I walked approx 2 mins and 30 seconds back to my place.

He gave me the wrong fukking order. Literally everything was wrong, it was only 2 soft tacos in that mfer. I ordered the full course - hard shell tacos, 2 burritos and a power bowl


From that moment on I made a vow to never tip anyone off these fukking apps ever again in my motherfukking life.

but

Don't let 1 dumbass ruin it for everyone.

We still gotta look out for each other.

 

[Kings County]

Yall nikkas need to stop with this entitled farce about tipping. You are not waiters.

Orders pop right up on your phone and say how much you'll make. You decide if you want the order or not.

If yo dumbass decides to take an order from across town, for an order of mozzarella sticks and dont get a tip thats on you. But here's the thing, you also seen that you get 20 bucks for that trip and thats why you accepted it.
But now you mad cuz you didnt get a cut of the high ass delivery fee

so by friend u mean you ?
its all good breh we all need money

 

[Pazzy]

Ubereats is the new rape n u records?? Who woulda known.

 

[Barlow]

so by friend u mean you ?
its all good breh we all need money

Nah it’s faster with 2 people

 

[Oatmeal]

Y'all don't tip UPS, FedEx, Amazon, or USPS...what Uber need tips for

 

[Barlow]

Delivery is a luxury not a right if you can't afford to tip the driver you shouldn't be ordering. Drivers provide more service than a waiter they gotta use there own car put gas in it wait for the food and bring it to you.

Breh stop

like I said, I did the shyt.

you’re not about to convince me that driving to chick fil a and sitting it outside of a doorstep is more of a service than someone moving back and forth between tables, remembering and filling orders, and checking drinks.

there is literally no training or supervision for the shyt. Because it’s that easy.

the only argument I’ll take is the gas. But if we’re going by that don’t expect a tip if my order is 2 miles away.

 

[Flywin Lannister]

I tip whenever the option is available. People are hurting these days and I’m not so

Dap + Rep

Treat ppl like you’d want to be treated if the tables were flipped.

 

[WeInHere]

If somebody delivers your food and its intact. You should tip them if you can

 

[International Playa]

I been thinking about signing for ubereats

 

[((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL]

Had a driver walk up a flight of stairs to delivery two weeks of groceries. In the rain. Dapped him up and told him God bless. Still didn’t tip.

Get special sauces in your families next dinner brehs

 

[Bossino]

Yall nikkas need to stop with this entitled farce about tipping. You are not waiters.

Orders pop right up on your phone and say how much you'll make. You decide if you want the order or not.

If yo dumbass decides to take an order from across town, for an order of mozzarella sticks and dont get a tip thats on you. But here's the thing, you also seen that you get 20 bucks for that trip and thats why you accepted it.
But now you mad cuz you didnt get a cut of the high ass delivery fee

Took a short trip that was 3 bucks for a mile because it was slow, but the fact it was 3 bucks lets me know they didn't tip. So I shook the food until it leaked through the bag, before delivering it.

If your too broke to tip cook, because if I or people of my ilk handle your shyt, guarantee your time and will be wasted

 

[Bossino]

I tip whenever the option is available. People are hurting these days and I’m not so

Again I'm 23, and I tip 9/10, I only don't tip if I got horrible service. Even if it's meh I'll give you 15% because I know your life probably sucks

 

[Bossino]

And I know where you live. I would get my tip one way or the other.

I sign people up who I don't like/treated me poorly for junk mail tbh

 

[Bossino]

when did i say dont tip? i said you're not entitled to one because what you're doing doesnt even really warrant one

also, do you know how food delivery works? they get the tip after and why the fukk would you accept a no tip order and then not deliver it?
this is the shyt im talking about

To waste broke bois and girls time, hopefully frustrating the broke/stingy folk enough that they get off the app altogether

 

[Bossino]

Ya anti tipping posters are the worst type of human beings. Didn’t your parents ever teach you never to disrespect the people who handle your food?

As someone who works in hospitality, I can say we RELISH people who treat us badly in the sense that we WILL 1000% mess with your food or delay your service, that's off GP