I Just Broke My Jerk-Off Record........

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Ah, permanant damage:patrice::sadcam:

Never again:smh:
gift and a curse.
Hoes think I'm showing out when I go for 40 mins + without busting; hoes die when you do that shyt
But sometimes I just wanna get a quickie and get the fukk away from a female, and if the p*ssy isn't A1 I might not bust at all and have to beat my shyt and nut on her back/face/chest :mjcry:

Used to fukk with this one little stripper, she could fukk like a pro but she never ever made me bust in the p*ssy, she even pulled the condom off and no progress. She would be so disappointed in herself, til I explain I just jack off a lot and she was like "nikka that's weird, stop beating your shyt so much" :sadcam:

I can bust in like 15 minutes if I go a couples of months not touching my dikk at all though, which is why I'm on my nofap shyt again.
 

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Careful not to dehydrate yourself breh,always practice safe stroking:ufdup:

[nohomo]In my experience the double handed,over-under grip is far superior. You feel more satisfied for longer after you bust (so you don't waste your whole day jerkin ya beef,)plus you get a banging tricep workout rather than a lopsided forearm pump:ehh:
Only downside is you gotta be standing up to do it right. But you feel much more invigorated afterwards[/nohomo]
:win:
 

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I think 4 or 5 is my max.

I feel like shyt after excessive maturation :mjcry:
 

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i think 4-5 is the most i've done in one day cause i hadn't got wet in over a month, i couldnt get a full steel erection for days after that.

I just got some bomb head and some cheeks and got a good nut in. An hour later n im already feening for more, had to rub one out. Gotta get my lust under control before i end up making some bad decisions :snoop:.
 
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There was this documentary i seen on worldstar about these two european dudes one claim to beat off over 60 times a day while the other was over 100 nikka beat off at his computer so much his carpet was changing colors :scust: rep for life for whoever could find it
 

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There was this documentary i seen on worldstar about these two european dudes one claim to beat off over 60 times a day while the other was over 100 nikka beat off at his computer so much his carpet was changing colors :scust: rep for life for whoever could find it
*peeps username* :mjpls:
 
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