I just came across this list of potential nicknames for Black Griffin by some dude at Bleacherreport

[Born2BKing]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...top-10-nicknames-for-the-newest-nba-superstar

10. The Beast: 'Nuff said.

9. The Hoover Daaamn: That's the sound you make when you see the kid dunk.

8. The Next Level: Where everyone else in the NBA wants to be.

7. The Hammer/Thor: Droppin' it on suckas all night.

6. EMF: Like their song, this kid is "Unbelievable!"

5. Campbell's Soup: 'Cause he's Mmm, Mmm good.

4. The Rhythm: Eventually, it's gonna get you.

3. IRS: No matter where you hide, he's still gonna find you.

2. Donut Man/Donut Shop/The Dozens: The kid is always dunkin'.

1. F.O.N. (Force of Nature): Everyone knows it's coming, but there's nothing you can do to stop it.

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

Whoever wrote that had to be white

 

[Saint1]

#8.



I'm sure Lebron and KD really want to be like Muttface.

 

[killacal]

these cacs man

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

#8.



I'm sure Lebron and KD really want to be like Muttface.

 

[Sir Ulysses Spiegel]

these fukkin suck

 

[Detroit Wave]

this thread is garbage

 

[USSInsiders]

5. Campbell's Soup: 'Cause he's Mmm, Mmm good.

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The one nickname I thought was funny as hell was the one Bill simmons gave him. Dunkbot 3000. Like he's some kind of mindless dunking robot. It's just such a corny ass name.

 

[Luke Cage]

 

[Motife43]

Bleacher Report...

 

[Renkz]

I thought we were going with Biracial Facial

 

[Taadow]

I got some better ones:

Corn Blakes
Light Work
Z-Bo Jr.
Beavis

 

[ryderldb]

These make the servant sound good.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

"Blake Superior" during his rookie year > these

 

[I.V.]

Somewhere, Stu Scott is hoping for "Straight Trippin' Blake Griffin"