I just came back from Brazil Carnaval

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:mjgrin:I'm sorry big bro, we just got off the phone talking about her visa requirements.
:mjgrin: I know you disappointed I'm breaking every fukkin code in the GMB playbook man
:mjgrin:dont worry bro imma get us out the hood, and have me a lil mbappe ready. We going to the premier league and world cup


I think maybe because it was carnival all the gay ppl came the fukk outta nowhere but I'm not gonna lie shyt was looking real ATLish at certain block parties
Nah. I hit the Salvador carnival too. It was gay as hell. I know some of the men locked eyes with you too. Brazil is the gayest place I’ve ever been to. That can be a blessing tho cuz that means there are so many single women… Blk women and dark skin women in Brazil have a hard ass time securing a man..
 

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IMPORTANT!!! RESULTS ME VARY ON THE TYPE OF nikka YOU ARE AND WHEN YOU GO....

Also it's pretty common to just kiss when its carnival. But if your br. portuguese is bad or non existent then you will not have good results. Everything is easier during carnival don't expect the same results during a normal period.

If you are a fat or lame nikka in your country of origin you will be a fat or lame nikka in any other country your in.

Don't think because you have money that you will get normal women you will get hoes but not the normal ones.

nikkas on thecoli and on the reddit passport bro subreddit do not seem to understand this.
 

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Nah. I hit the Salvador carnival too. It was gay as hell. I know some of the men locked eyes with you too. Brazil is the gayest place I’ve ever been to. That can be a blessing tho cuz that means there are so many single women… Blk women and dark skin women in Brazil have a hard ass time securing a man..
It's funny because if you talk to the average Brazilians they say the country is very anti gay.

But yeah nikkas be openly fukking Trans there and no homo but some of them look like real woman....
 

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They pulled them out on a couple of the folks rolling with me to the function, thats story in and of itself but I warned nikkas prior to not bring out they phones until we actually get inside the function. Luckily i was quick to diffuse the situation

That is the one situation where I said I am absolutely done travelling as a group from now on i'm going solo or you meet me at the function. tired of ppl not listening when I tell them something
you know people in that hood?
 

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It's funny because if you talk to the average Brazilians they say the country is very anti gay.

But yeah nikkas be openly fukking Trans there and no homo but some of them look like real woman....
Yeah you not wrong. I think they have the highest number of gays being killed in the world.

A place of contradictions. Very religious but then so promiscuous
 

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I was deep in the favelas in Vidigal and Rochina they are most definitely not listening to western music especially during carnival, and if you consider shyt like this western music i dunno what to tell you




Lol they are not interested in coming to america. to do what work 40 hrs? lol

Do you even know what "western" means breh? It doesn't just mean usa and uk :dead:
 

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Nah. I hit the Salvador carnival too. It was gay as hell. I know some of the men locked eyes with you too. Brazil is the gayest place I’ve ever been to. That can be a blessing tho cuz that means there are so many single women… Blk women and dark skin women in Brazil have a hard ass time securing a man..
Them gaybrehs locked eyes with my homies, i was wearing my shades on 90% of the time. emphasis on the bolded probably why it's easier
IMPORTANT!!! RESULTS ME VARY ON THE TYPE OF nikka YOU ARE AND WHEN YOU GO....

Also it's pretty common to just kiss when its carnival. But if your br. portuguese is bad or non existent then you will not have good results. Everything is easier during carnival don't expect the same results during a normal period.

If you are a fat or lame nikka in your country of origin you will be a fat or lame nikka in any other country your in.

Don't think because you have money that you will get normal women you will get hoes but not the normal ones.

nikkas on thecoli and on the reddit passport bro subreddit do not seem to understand this.
Thanks for stating this, nikkas keep thinking im joking. You really gotta know some of portuguese before going

Also if you wasn't getting shorties before coming yeah you probably not gonna get them now too, that should be a given

Do you even know what "western" means breh? It doesn't just mean usa and uk :dead:
the west is basically north america and europe

Haven't been to Brazil yet but it's on the list. If I don't make it this year then I'm definitely going for Carnival next year.
def pull up next year

I had no idea all these Coli guys have been to Brazil and never mentioned it.
:pachaha: lolll this thread got everybody reminiscing
How prevalent are the SSBBW's? :lupe:
why the hell are you looking for that? lol everyone over there be hitting the gym odee. I can see why they got a rep for beautiful ppl low body fat and a ton of ppl are in shape down there
 
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