I Just Gave a 8-Year Old a Pass; Ask me Anything

[HopeKillCure]

Sohh...I was on the train during rush hour and my stop comes up. There's a little crowd by the door and people slowly getting off, I start to walk towards the door when this short lady walk past me (not sure if I should put ethnicities) and suddenly I feel a *boom*

Somebody just slammed into me from behind like a CB blitz on 3rd and 16. I'm like "what the hell just hit me " *in my mind"*.

I turn and look and it's a kid. He mad short, but had grown-ass man strength...I swear.

He turn back and look at me like as he walking behind his mom.

NOW IM TIGHT!! Because that aint no damn kid. I'm in slow motion like. Longest 6 seconds of 2017.

Drunk breh behind me saw the whole thing and goes, "He Deboo'd you B"

I'm like, "you saw that right! I don't know if I gotta get him or not"

Breh like, I'd a got him but he a kid tho, you gotta let that go. It's all love yo!"

I'm like, "bet"

Kid overhears the whole thing on the platform like. Breh like, " "... I'm like "Aight. One!"

Kid turn back around like .


This L got me in my feelings right now brehs. How he gonna try me like that on Rush Hour!

I feel like I did God's work today. Praise me for my incredible restraint brehs!

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

U know u aint want no smoke stop flexing

 

[ndthentherewasx]

"Anywhere else lil b*stard and you'd get it"


"Keep at it"


"you gonna learn someday"

 

[HopeKillCure]

U know u aint want no smoke stop flexing

He hit like a grown man, but I bet his little ass can't take a punch like one. As long as he aint get the first 3 blows in, i'd a washed him like

 

[HopeKillCure]

"Anywhere else lil b*stard and you'd get it"


"Keep at it"


"you gonna learn someday"

" Word!? That's how you feel, Ok! That's how you feel!?"


I think if we were in a dark alley, he would have caught these hands

 

[cam>]

snitch to his mom

 

[J.E.T.S]

There would've been a pair of youth sized sneaks left on the train, twitching body on the platform.

 

[#StarkSet]

Read this title with a feeling

 

[MikeyC]

Should Have kicked the lil motherfukker. Teach him some real life discipline.

 

[Turlast]

You did the right thing

 

[HopeKillCure]

snitch to his mom

I swear it's like she didn't give a shyte bout her bad ass kid. He was taller than her too at fukking 8 years old.

She just grabbed him by the hand, like nothing happen, then left him to fend for himself on the platform. Like she ain't even care that her son caught up in some beef that it was almst too late to squash. He lucky, caught if homeboy had said, "yo, i got you, let's get him." We would have jumped him right then and there

 

[HopeKillCure]

There would've been a pair of youth sized sneaks left on the train, twitching body on the platform.

Should Have kicked the lil motherfukker. Teach him some real life discipline.

He lucky it was rush hour! Wasn't that much space on the platform to give me my fair one either

 

[Mad Good Dro]

Should of smashed his mom to get 1 up on him

 

[HopeKillCure]

Should of smashed his mom to get 1 up on him

yooooo Seriously! That would have been the ultimate revenge, if I'd become that little man step father like. " Bytch ass! Me and your mom about to have a loud, long conversation in the bedroom with the door halfway open"

"Got to your room, but leave that door wide open!...And you grounded too punk ass"

 

[SirReginald]

:sadpaul: were you mad cuz he was stylin on ya?