I just got jumped. AMA

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Why didn't you climb a nearby pole or tree?

Pussies are too p*ssy to climb a tree OP

 

[GoFlipAPack]

You got caught lacking huh? Didnt have your glizzy on you huh?

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Did they stomp you out in unison or did they each individually take turns?

this made me laugh harder than it should have.

 

[Charlie Hustle]

How many times did “they” hit you?

Did they leave bruises?

Did he/she/they spit in your mouth and run your pockets?

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

There's zero reason to be taking beatings when you got the self-defense blueprint online

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Did you at least have a helmet on
Like OG @Orbital-Fetus taught everyone by now

 

[Bossyyyyy]

it’s never the wrong time to slang that iron

 

[RadaMillz]

u shouldve just paid her

 

[Nymbus]

red to red white to white

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

What's your favorite Insane Clown Posse song?

Damn.

Asking the real questions already

 

[staticshock]

Well , it was actually just one person but he goes by they/them so.....

That's it. that was the thread.

 

[jerzboy]

Did they take ur rings, Or ur Rolex
Do u look at the brotha’s and say "Damn, what's next?"

Guns to my head? Did u think, Ur going down
Did this happen in' your own town
I know u wanted to fly, so u could contemplate
Where the hell was ur a homey named Nate???

 

[Take It In Blood]

Where they Asians or white boys?

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Won’t he do it

 

[DEAD7]

On concrete?