Last time I met two police officers. They came down the elevator of my apartment building. I was waiting for them to open the lobby door to my building, I had just buzzed my momz upstairs.
They came up to me like "who are you?"
I'm like "Who are YOU?"

They pull out badges and say they're investigating a robbery in my building.
I ask "what does that have to do with me? Am I being investigated here?"
They say they can't give away information about the case. One officer kind of laughed at how they goofed up. They said they needed ID as proof that I live in the building.
I had lost my keys and mom didn't want to get me a new pair. Unnecessary punishment.
Same thing like that 12yo kid who got tased. We leaving each other out in the cold with no way to defend ourselves, Your Honor.
Remember to talk like your innocent when you face cops. They are trap artists. Speak with finality.