I just had a rather extensive conversation with a Satanist at Tam's Burgers.

[Ol’Otis]

what Tam's were you at?

so i can avoid it

 

[Address_Unknown]

His literature is the bible lol... so I already got one. Its collecting dust next to my torah and english-to-spanish dictionary somewhere in my ex-roomates garage. My Quran and book of Mormon are at least in my house... but I can't remember where. Probably the closet shelf or somewhere.

I was more referring to little printed pamphlets giving bullet points but since this dude was learned enough to bring across his message without it, I guess you got away in a sense.

Got a satanic tract once, after an indie concert by this 'character' passing out shyte outside the venue. If was an interesting read to say the least.

 

[R.O. Double]

what Tam's were you at?

so i can avoid it

He was at the Tams on Manchester and Fig. Breh, said he ate some chili cheese pastrami fries and picked up a straggler off the track.

 

[Address_Unknown]

get finessed into buying another man drinks brehs

Op: so what happened next?

Satanist: hmm, lemme see... Damn, my drink is done already.

Op: I got you bro. Yo bartender lemme get a Corona for my man here...

Satanist: think I can get fries with dat playa.

Op: I got it bro. And some fries too.

Op:so what happened next?

Satanist: then God summoned the dragon balls...

fukk you....

 

[Ol’Otis]

He was at the Tams on Manchester and Fig. Breh, said he ate some chili cheese pastrami fries and picked up a straggler off the track.

hoover barrio

thought he was at the one on Century and Fig

 

[Steezy]

That nikka prolly fukk horses, lil kids and turtles in his spare time while you over here like "damn that nikka had a point"

 

[notPsychosiz]

He was at the Tams on Manchester and Fig. Breh, said he ate some chili cheese pastrami fries and picked up a straggler off the track.

hoover barrio

thought he was at the one on Century and Fig

Florence/Western

 

[notPsychosiz]

shyt looks good

Them shyt's look like they hittin.

Yeah, I fk with Tam's. Cause its a chain... so they aren't on any lazy shyt. They all have to maintain A's from the health department, etc... but they have cooks not a high school kid pressing a button on a conveyor belt.

Thats what I meant by they have real food... not like McDonalds.

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

good shyt for being open minded,you should glean knowledge from as many sources as you could,new knowledge tests your previously held beliefs and makes you either fortify them or adapt to fit the new input..and that put in function breeds wis(e)dom(e)..

did he bring up Anton LeVey..?

 

[Juggalo Fred]

the Dark Carnival is the only religion we all need

 

[Tunez]

He was talking about how Satan didn't tell Eve to do anything at all, he just gave her the information to make an informed decesion. God was keeping her in the dark. Then he was drawing parallels to Edward Snowden and how the government doesn't want you to know things and whoever reveals the truth is written to be evil by those in power that want to keep control. Etcetera.

So god is evil?

 

[notPsychosiz]

good shyt for being open minded,you should glean knowledge from as many sources as you could,new knowledge tests your previously held beliefs and makes you either fortify them or adapt to fit the new input..and that put in function breeds wis(e)dom(e)..

did he bring up Anton LeVey..?

No. He brought up Snowden and the government for an allusion he was making... but for the most part he was using the content of the bible to support his argument. But we only talked about 15 minutes. I was in line for about 4 or 5 minutes, then I had to wait 10 minutes til my chicken strips were cooked.
He got his food before me but the convo ended when I got my food, basically.

He talked about Eve tho. He was making the point that god didn't punish people based on right/wrong in the bible, he punished ppl based on whether or not they did what he wanted. And then he was saying adam and eve were naked and it was fine, but now you are to be modest according to god and cover up.. but its not based on right and wrong, its him being spiteful and petty. Or... I might be messing that up. He said something along those lines tho.

EDIT: Oh, ok I remember... he was talking about if it was ok to be naked and it wasnt an issue, there is no reason to later include rules on how to dress and to cover your head and all this stuff, cause it wasn't evil to begin with.

Basially he was painting god as a moody petty egotistical sort of person, and Satan was like then they had a fight and god won so he went and made a bunch of rules about nobody be friends with Satan.

In simplified terms lol

 

[MufasaChoppa]

 

[notPsychosiz]

So god is evil?

Tryna think...
I don't remember him saying that. But he also never really said that Satan was 'good' either. He was just giving his perspective on who was right/wrong in their falling out.

To be honest, if he had started talking like "Have you accepted our dark lord and master into your soul" or something I woulda been like
but he was more just recapping events from the bible and adding his/their take.

I didn't know he was a satanist til several minutes in.
See, my name is Michael. So when I walked into the food place the cashier was like "What up Mike" and then immediately the satanist dude turned around and was like thats a powerful name. And I was like yeah, Michael was the archangel that cast Satan out of heaven. But that was the wrong thing to say cause he immediately started going in aboit how Satan got a bad wrap

 

[↓R↑LYB]

get finessed into buying another man drinks brehs

Op: so what happened next?

Satanist: hmm, lemme see... Damn, my drink is done already.

Op: I got you bro. Yo bartender lemme get a Corona for my man here...

Satanist: think I can get fries with dat playa.

Op: I got it bro. And some fries too.

Op:so what happened next?

Satanist: then God summoned the dragon balls...