I just saw a spider

ciubaca

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Your problem is that you didn't kill with prejudice. If you knew beforehand that this spider is going to bite you in your sleep, then you would make sure that spider would die with your first strike. You threw a shoe? You are a jive turkey. You get up as close as possible and directly hit the spider with something, like a shoe or magazine, but not throw something. You gave that spider a higher chance of survival. That's on you.

Have a good night. Hope that spider doesn't bite you in your sleep.
i did not throw the shoe i tried to wack it with my shoe
 

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this is not helping The stupid b*stard is out on the wall again :patrice: Please dont let me fukk this up:ohlawd: right in the corner between the ceiling ant the wall, how al i spposed to reach him?
 

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You might've got'em breh. Anybody notice how small spiders shrivel up when you kill 'em? She be havin me all..:ohhh:.....then....... :sadcam:... ....then....... :blessed:... like I just beat a boss character.

EDIT: Never mind. Good luck.
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Your problem is that you didn't kill with prejudice. If you knew beforehand that this spider is going to bite you in your sleep, then you would make sure that spider would die with your first strike. You threw a shoe? You are a jive turkey. You get up as close as possible and directly hit the spider with something, like a shoe or magazine, but not throw something. You gave that spider a higher chance of survival. That's on you.

Have a good night. Hope that spider doesn't bite you in your sleep.
He should have just caught the spider in a little plastic cup and put it outside
 

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i did not throw the shoe i tried to wack it with my shoe
Okay. You missed from point blank range. You have to ready for plan B, if you miss it and it drops to the floor. You need to readjust your feet placement, and strike is a second time. It's like tennis, footwork helps you to win.

I hope you don't die tonight from a spider bite.
 

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who am i? steve irwin?
At least say you're sorry.

It's easy though friend. You put the cup against the wall with the spider inside. Kinda wiggle the cup around until the spider goes inside the cup then cover the cup with something. You then bring it to the door and gently place the rim of the cup on the ground So the spider doesn't fall and get hurt.

There there little fella, now go be with your friends. :smugbiden::blessed:
 

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At least say you're sorry.

It's easy though friend. You put the cup against the wall with the spider inside. Kinda wiggle the cup around until the spider goes inside the cup then cover the cup with something. You then bring it to the door and gently place the rim of the cup on the ground So the spider doesn't fall and get hurt.

There there little fella, now go be with your friends. :smugbiden::blessed:
i dont feel good for killing the spider. But he had his chance.... why didn't he run for the hills when he had the chance? crawl back on the wall all cocky after a half hour... taunting me like "yea bytch.... i bet you can't kill me this time either"
 

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i dont feel good for killing the spider. But he had his chance.... why didn't he run for the hills when he had the chance? crawl back on the wall all cocky after a half hour... taunting me like "yea bytch.... i bet you can't kill me this time either"
Do spiders have adrenal glands?
 

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i dont feel good for killing the spider. But he had his chance.... why didn't he run for the hills when he had the chance? crawl back on the wall all cocky after a half hour... taunting me like "yea bytch.... i bet you can't kill me this time either"

so you got him.
idk though man
he had a whole 1/2 hr to put the word out to his peoples..
:patrice:

i still wouldnt close your eyes anytime soon if i were you...
 
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