I kicked five dogs

[CarbonBraddock]

I can feel myself becoming kind of unhinged a little bit. I know i'm a voice of reason on here but this lockdown shyt has my mind very strained right now. I was at the park and was shootin and this old guy was sitting nearby giving me the evil eye. He had 5 little sausage-shaped fakkit dogs runnin around loose, yappin and barkin like they were scaring somebody. I had my Honda Civic radio on and had Alicia Keys first album on repeat and the old mufukka didn't like it. The ball rolled over to him and I said 'little help please' and he just ignored me and kept playin on his nintendo switch. So when i approached and got the ball and started walkin back, his hounds attacked from behind like the cowards the are.

So I kicked each one of them one after the other, sent them flyin like the foot soldiers in Turtles in Time when you threw them at the screen, straight tournament Mortal Kombat style, then dude jumped up in my face, but I grabbed both his suspenders and popped them mufukkas and he flew back like when Mr Burns went to prison and they took his picture and the flash from the camera knocked him back. Got the fukk up outta there and now the news in my city is lookin for a 'suspicious indian or middle eastern guy'(old guy was so old he could apparently barely see my real ethnicity.) Do i need to go to therapy for this anger I have building? Discuss.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Talk about

kickin it

with my dawgs

 

[smitty22]

 

[CarbonBraddock]

this dude got a app that tells him when someone is shyttin on dogs on this site. i'm startin to hate like 60 percent of dogs now cause of how they act.

 

[LezJepzin]

I can feel myself becoming kind of unhinged a little bit. I know i'm a voice of reason on here but this lockdown shyt has my mind very strained right now. I was at the park and was shootin and this old guy was sitting nearby giving me the evil eye. He had 5 little sausage-shaped fakkit dogs runnin around loose, yappin and barkin like they were scaring somebody. I had my Honda Civic radio on and had Alicia Keys first album on repeat and the old mufukka didn't like it. The ball rolled over to him and I said 'little help please' and he just ignored me and kept playin on his nintendo switch. So when i approached and got the ball and started walkin back, his hounds attacked from behind like the cowards the are.

So I kicked each one of them one after the other, sent them flyin like the foot soldiers in Turtles in Time when you threw them at the screen, straight tournament Mortal Kombat style, then dude jumped up in my face, but I grabbed both his suspenders and popped them mufukkas and he flew back like when Mr Burns went to prison and they took his picture and the flash from the camera knocked him back. Got the fukk up outta there and now the news in my city is lookin for a 'suspicious indian or middle eastern guy'(old guy was so old he could apparently barely see my real ethnicity.) Do i need to go to therapy for this anger I have building? Discuss.

That didn't happen in The Simpsons. The camera flash was used to shorten the circuits of the Robots when they went to Itchy and Scratchy Land. The cat and mouse robots went to killer mode , terrorizing the theme park until Lisa realized that they can fukk up the robot's A.I. and destroy them from killing everybody simply by taking flash pictures of the robots.

 

[Hater Eraser]

 

[LordDeathwatch]

That didn't happen in The Simpsons. The camera flash was used to shorten the circuits of the Robots when they went to Itchy and Scratchy Land. The cat and mouse robots went to killer mode , terrorizing the theme park until Lisa realized that they can fukk up the robot's A.I. and destroy them from killing everybody simply by taking flash pictures of the robots.

This thread turn.

 

[ScoopNScore]

@CarbonBraddock vs @RhapSaRiq streetbeefs finna be fye second Braddock thread I've seen involving at attempted canicide

you've really taken off as a poster

 

[CarbonBraddock]

That didn't happen in The Simpsons. The camera flash was used to shorten the circuits of the Robots when they went to Itchy and Scratchy Land. The cat and mouse robots went to killer mode , terrorizing the theme park until Lisa realized that they can fukk up the robot's A.I. and destroy them from killing everybody simply by taking flash pictures of the robots.

this is a bald-headed lie. it happened in the simpsons guy. mr burns went to prison and they took his pic and the flash sent him flying back into the wall.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

@CarbonBraddock vs @RhapSaRiq streetbeefs finna be fye second Braddock thread I've seen involving at attempted canicide



you've really taken off as a poster

you must be unaware of who i am

 

[LezJepzin]

this is a bald-headed lie. it happened in the simpsons guy. mr burns went to prison and they took his pic and the flash sent him flying back into the wall.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

at 2:38, friend

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

suspicious indian or middle eastern guy

You rocking a perm OP?

 

[CarbonBraddock]

You rocking a perm OP?

my hair looks exactly like what you see in my profile picand yes, i pull on the daily, but we knew this already