I know God created everything to be special in its own way but he kinda fukked up with possums

[flea]

These shyts can't be real. I just seen one for the first time and they are probably the ugliest fukking things I've ever seen. I'm over here chucking rocks at it and it's pretty gangsta. shyt won't even budge but man that shyt looks gross. Their tails are thick as fukk and stupid long. They have the creepiest walk too. I'm bout to shoot this shyt up with my paintball gun God never makes mistakes but he really fukked up with possums. Oh and @GinaThatAintNoDamnPuppy! too.

 

[Ricky Church]

opened my trash can one night to throw out some garbage, lil muthafukka looked at me and hissed like he owned it.
I ran back in the house.

walking to my car I parked in front of my house, lil muthafukka crept out from under my other car in the driveway and was waddling over to me.
jumped in my car and sped away.

 

[Fart Knocker]

imagine opening up your trashcan and seeing this shyt:

 

[flea]

imagine opening up your trashcan and seeing this shyt:

I'd dump a grenade in that shyt

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

they must be mutants cause all thee opossums i've ran across were timid as hell when confronted,hence thee term "playing opossum"

then again i prolly resemble a bear to them,ya'll are just pushover humanoids..

thy is amazed how long they can stay in that thanatosis stance dough,they got discipline..

imagine opening up your trashcan and seeing this shyt:

me and thee goonies were posted in thee jects smoking&imbibing 40's one night&saw momma opossum with babies clinging to her like static electricity,it twas quite cool..

 

[flea]

My neighbor a garbage man too. Mfer probably brought an entire colony

 

[flea]

they must be mutants cause all thee opossums i've ran across were timid as hell when confronted,hence thee term "playing opossum"

then again i prolly resemble a bear to them,ya'll are just pushover humanoids..

thy is amazed how long they can stay in that thanatosis stance dough,they got discipline..

You're like mikey from recess breh cut it out

 

[flea]

Any of the white female posters like @Desirous or @BillCosbyAteMyHomework wanna come catch this shyt and keep it as a pet? I know white people like that kinda shyt

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

You're like mikey from recess breh cut it out

go cheddar bob yourself with your paintball gun and fingerpaint an "L" on your face crumbum..

 

[Non Sequitur]

imagine opening up your trashcan and seeing this shyt:

 

[flea]

go cheddar bob yourself with your paintball gun and fingerpaint an "L" on your face crumbum..

Hahahahhaha oh shyt

 

[Fart Knocker]

Any of the white female posters like @Desirous or @BillCosbyAteMyHomework wanna come catch this shyt and keep it as a pet? I know white people like that kinda shyt

while i agree with your premise that white people are into that shyt, the "greatest wild animal as a pet i have ever seen" award actually goes to a black guy from the projects in harlem:

 

[Non Sequitur]

go cheddar bob yourself with your paintball gun and fingerpaint an "L" on your face crumbum..

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

fukk possums, them and racc00ns make me sick.

Back at my old apartment building its lots of stray cats. It was this one super thug we called "warrior cat", one time that nikka got to beefin with a ugly ass possum by the dumpster over some food and they went to war. My nikka warrior cat got at him but it was a battle tho, them noises were crazy.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Any of the white female posters like @Desirous or @BillCosbyAteMyHomework wanna come catch this shyt and keep it as a pet? I know white people like that kinda shyt