I know God created everything to be special in its own way but he kinda fukked up with possums

[2Quik4UHoes]

shyt was funny as fukk, I wanted to throw a rock at the possum but we had to let them get shyt off they chest.

 

[charmander]

ill never forget the night i was gettin ready to leave the house for the night and as i opened the front door, there was a fukkin possum the size of a dog just posted up on the middle of my porch staring dead at me like "i wish you would open that screen door and step out here country ass nikka "

i just looked at it for a while, turned around and closed the door

...i waited about 30 minutes hoping it had left before i went back that bytch had me on house arrest that night

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

ill never forget the night i was gettin ready to leave the house for the night and as i opened the front door, there was a fukkin possum the size of a dog just posted up on the middle of my porch staring dead at me like "i wish you would open that screen door and step out here country ass nikka "

i just looked at it for a while, turned around and closed the door

...i waited about 30 minutes hoping it had left before i went back that bytch had me on house arrest that night

That just reminded me of the time I left my office on the alley side in SF. There was a RAT the size of a fukking CAT

I never left out of that door again and it was the closest exit to my car

 

[itsyoung!!]

yall neighborhood rac00ns and possoms on some hoe shyt if they out here losing to stray cats

Possoms out here in california are big as small-medium dogs and the rac00ns... the rac00ns these mafukkas bout that action in cali

 

[Idaeo]

I've seen both a possum and a racc00n (at different times fortunately) climb out of the space between my back patio and the neighbor's fence. The possum looked like a mini-demon and made an ungodly noise. The racc00n looked too aware...they're too smart for me.

 

[Mowgli]

 

[Cat piss martini]

I used to shoot them on sight with a 380
but now they have those gunshot sensors
all over the city
so i copped a highpowered pellet pistol.
I loath those ugly fukkers!

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

Link on this story?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Yorkers-unique-relationship-unusual-pet.html

i lightweight shed a cause i know how dude feels,for however savage you may want to perceive a tiger,crocodile,or possum to be huemanoids are far worse,animals understand existence,huemanoids complicate everything..

@BillCosbyAteMyHomework you used to stay out here in Frisco/Yay Aerial,or just travel for work..?

 

[Sugar]

.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Yorkers-unique-relationship-unusual-pet.html

i lightweight shed a cause i know how dude feels,for however savage you may want to perceive a tiger,crocodile,or possum to be huemanoids are far worse,animals understand existence,huemanoids complicate everything..

@BillCosbyAteMyHomework you used to stay out here in Frisco/Yay Aerial,or just travel for work..?

I lived in SF. Marina. The cat rat was on Geary

 

[Gains]

possums are a Fl delicacy

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

I lived in SF. Marina. The cat rat was on Geary

baaaaaaallllllllin..

 

[Exit9NJturnpike]

My dogs were trying to get something out the tree one night do it goes investigate. It was a possum bout the size of a rat in a tree bout my height just sitting there like

Had a tough decision of should include call the dogs in and let it live or...........

.................Knocked that bytch out the tree and let my dogs have it.

They pulled that cac looking thing in pieces. If have a pit and a doberman. They murder everything from grasshoppers to lil nigglets who climb my fence.

Nice I had a pit and doberman combination too

 

[flea]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Yorkers-unique-relationship-unusual-pet.html

i lightweight shed a cause i know how dude feels,for however savage you may want to perceive a tiger,crocodile,or possum to be huemanoids are far worse,animals understand existence,huemanoids complicate everything..

@BillCosbyAteMyHomework you used to stay out here in Frisco/Yay Aerial,or just travel for work..?

Crazy story. I wonder how he dealt with the shyt and piss if the apartment was so small

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

baaaaaaallllllllin..

Nah. Eating frozen pizzas and drinking alcohol out of water bottles when we went out ahhhhh my 20's