what the fukk was I doing in my youth?
Growing up, some dudes had crazy handles but they were trying to be And1 - that shyt sent pickup games back 10 years. I remember guys would be like "nah nah, NBA rules man. Come on."
My jumper was always wet, but my handles were suspect because I was always bigger than most.
I always played forward, and then I stopped growing at 6'0, and got trapped. 
I got post moves, a mid-range, sneaky 3, so I get mine
but I was too slow and had no PG skills moves. I was doomed
What's the name of the song in the OP?