I Left Porn on my Computer and the Family is over
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AquaCityBoy
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#TeamNoFap wins again.
Gotta love the Coli! 
Once I read the title I knew other people would share similar stories
Once I read the title I knew other people would share similar stories
Remember when I was a youngin’ still living at home, I had this system where I would have porn on one channel, but a nature show on deck with the “last channel” button just in case my Momma walked in. One night I thought I heard my door opening and quickly switched to the nature channel...nobody walked in, but I guess the documentary on sea turtles or whatever the fukk it was kept me interested and I left it on..,and then my Momma walked in and my instinct kicked in and switched the channel back to the porn.
Awkward moment as my mother is asking me if I want coffee while Peter North is giving Chasey Lain’s ass cheeks da beats In the background...
fukking amateur hour. Family about to have the perpetual 
face when you get back.
face when you get back.
JOHN.KOOL
Manchester United/Atletico Madrid
Remember when I was a youngin’ still living at home, I had this system where I would have porn on one channel, but a nature show on deck with the “last channel” button just in case my Momma walked in. One night I thought I heard my door opening and quickly switched to the nature channel...nobody walked in, but I guess the documentary on sea turtles or whatever the fukk it was kept me interested and I left it on..,and then my Momma walked in and my instinct kicked in and switched the channel back to the porn.
Awkward moment as my mother is asking me if I want coffee while Peter North is giving Chasey Lain’s ass cheeks da beats In the background...
Remember when I was a youngin’ still living at home, I had this system where I would have porn on one channel, but a nature show on deck with the “last channel” button just in case my Momma walked in. One night I thought I heard my door opening and quickly switched to the nature channel...nobody walked in, but I guess the documentary on sea turtles or whatever the fukk it was kept me interested and I left it on..,and then my Momma walked in and my instinct kicked in and switched the channel back to the porn.
Awkward moment as my mother is asking me if I want coffee while Peter North is giving Chasey Lain’s ass cheeks da beats In the background...
cotdamn that made laugh here at chilis
1-8-7-Skillz
Superstar
i dont‘t think it will be a shock for your family that you, as a grown man, watch porn. If they happen to see it, I dont‘t think they will even mention it in your presence. 
Its not like you are out there watching child porn, causing your family to flee & call a S.W.A.T. team on you
Its not like you are out there watching child porn, causing your family to flee & call a S.W.A.T. team on you
Wisdomkeyz
Banned
you gotta do better OP
BasketCase
Superstar
Your mom has a key to your house?
