I Left Porn on my Computer and the Family is over

[Blankthawtz]

OP... Your mother is probably more ashamed that you didn't finish what you started.... She taught u better than that....

 

[Banned Account12]

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Remember when I was a youngin’ still living at home, I had this system where I would have porn on one channel, but a nature show on deck with the “last channel” button just in case my Momma walked in. One night I thought I heard my door opening and quickly switched to the nature channel...nobody walked in, but I guess the documentary on sea turtles or whatever the fukk it was kept me interested and I left it on..,and then my Momma walked in and my instinct kicked in and switched the channel back to the porn.

Awkward moment as my mother is asking me if I want coffee while Peter North is giving Chasey Lain’s ass cheeks da beats In the background...

I love this site

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Nah, nobody trying to hear that though.

Ol I saw my mom's legs in the air ass nikka.

You shouting damn near as much as ya moms :demonicindapuss:

 

[Rum&Pineapple]

Damn. So you didn’t setup your computer to require a password in sleep mode. You learned today I guess

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Right click on a gif, copy image URL, click the lil portrait icon, paste the URL, profit

Im cash money now

Dapped and rep

 

[Batsute]

Bruh:bermurder:

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Could be worse. At least they didn't find your fleshlight...

 

[Rum&Pineapple]

Could be worse. At least they didn't find your fleshlight...

 

[Fresh]

Was watching some Teanna Trump flicks after seeing her with Brittney on Twitter last night, and fell asleep cause she's plain Jane when it comes to her scenes.


I'm at work on the computer and a cold sweat traces my neck. The air conditioner blows my glass off of the table and breaks.

I didn't close my browser and my mom and her side of the family are coming to my house.


I know there's at least one Misty Stone lesbian joint on there with whip cream getting down in the kitchen.

It's over for ya boy.

That aint that bad son, thought u was looking at some super wild stuff, everybody watches born, In sure they'll understand, keep ya head up breh, they might be shocked but it will pass

male fan members might even laugh and take up for you

 

[HYDRO]

You trying to get chin checked?

Thassa yes

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Could be worse. At least they didn't find your fleshlight...

 

[CarmelBarbie]

op, I’ve had much worse happen... it’s your house, your grown, they probably won’t be as awkward about it as you think.

 

[kej718]

Damn homie your computer doesn't have a sleep mode when it is on for too long? I would just blame it on a friend and tell your mom you don't mess with them anymore.

 

[CourtesyFlush]

Breh that's nothing...i once left up a facial abuse video on my family computer

Ain't been the same vibe around here since