I Left Porn on my Computer and the Family is over

Monsanto

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The op clearly says his family coming to his house. So I’m guessing it’s his computer and he pays rent.

Whole story still clearly sounds like :duck: tho

My brother has a key to my place to drop off his son sometimes.

I got exposed because he caught feelings off of a hairline joke.

He got pushed back at the barber and I showed him this
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Monsanto

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It's disrespectful to touch your dikk and use public keyboards and mouse pads. That's not sanitary and I'd talk to you about that. You have a job and I'm assuming you don't pay rent, so you can afford your own laptop. Stop busting nuts on the computer your mom uses. That's foul as fukk. I hope OP keeps Lysol on deck.

You got me all wrong. I watch porn I don't masturbate though.

It's like watching a different genre, gotta switch up your watching habits.
 

Luke Cage

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I remember i went to a friends house and found a bookpage to a page called,'how to eat p*ssy' :mjlol: on his computer.

Clowned him incessantly after that. :russ: nikka taking online tutorials to munch box.



you ever figure out how eating p*ssy works breh? :troll:
 
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OP look at it this way. At least your mom knows you ain't gay and like black women...:yeshrug:
 

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Left the VLC playlist on when I had a party recently. :mjlit: Had dudes djing on my computer too, I know they saw it:hhh:
 

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Keep it G with us, if it's my house and I have porn opened on my computer it's my shyt so they gonna have to respeck it:birdman:










But with the way you like Anime and Cartoons I would be surprised if it Goku giving Bulmas ass cheeks the beats, if that's the case :scusthov:
 

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Nah this is just sloppy porn watchers etiquette on opus part. I never been caught with my proverbial pants down
NEVER.

It should be to a point where you wouldn't even know what half the shyt you watch sounded like :heh:
 
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