I Left Porn on my Computer and the Family is over

[EndDomination]

You don't close the browser down?

 

[Paper Boi]

op, I’ve had much worse happen... it’s your house, your grown, they probably won’t be as awkward about it as you think.

 

[Loose]

@Houston911 @Sonny Corinthos @Ineedmoney504 @Loose

I knew he was a loser

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Breh that's nothing...i once left up a facial abuse video on my family computer

Ain't been the same vibe around here since

 

[martin payne]

No disrespect to your mom. But how you know she dont like girl on girl porn?

 

[Monsanto]

Got home and found out my brother connected my laptop to the TV like an a$$hole. My grandma wanted to show pictures from her trip in Jamaica.

Instead they had a huge ass image of Misty Stone licking titties on a thumbnail.

Grandma: Dear Jesus, this is why Monsanto doesn't call me.

Keep passwords and close your incognito browsers brehs. Don't be like me.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Computer?... work?... as in office work on a Sunday?

Idk fam

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Got home and found out my brother connected my laptop to the TV like an a$$hole. My grandma wanted to show pictures from her trip in Jamaica.

Instead they had a huge ass image of Misty Stone licking titties on a thumbnail.

Grandma: Dear Jesus, this is why Monsanto doesn't call me.

Keep passwords and close your incognito browsers brehs. Don't be like me.

Alright time to call it.

 

[Big Boss]

@Big Boss you know what to say breh

It's over

 

[The Jewnited States]

Breh that's nothing...i once left up a facial abuse video on my family computer

Ain't been the same vibe around here since

I had a similar incident breh...had a dual monitor setup and I'd watch porn on the right side monitor and do whatever else on the left side one. Got done watching this clip before I went to bed with a chick getting a facial looking like a krispy Kreme donut when it was over turned the monitor off and forgot about it. Next day I go to use my computer and only my right side monitor is on, with a still shot of the bytch drenched...my heart sank breh

My mom walks by me and says some shyt about "what kind of disgusting ass shyt u be watching?" I played dumb like I ain't Know what she meant and said it was just a dumb porn site popup... But deep down I know she knew brehs... Nearly walked straight out the front door to find the nearest bridge to jump off or train to stand in front of

 

[Kingshango]

As long as there's no extreme shyt you shouldn't care less.

 

[Strapped]

Was watching some Teanna Trump flicks after seeing her with Brittney on Twitter last night, and fell asleep cause she's plain Jane when it comes to her scenes.


I'm at work on the computer and a cold sweat traces my neck. The air conditioner blows my glass off of the table and breaks.

I didn't close my browser and my mom and her side of the family are coming to my house.


I know there's at least one Misty Stone lesbian joint on there with whip cream getting down in the kitchen.

It's over for ya boy.

Ccleaner is your friend

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Yo my homie pops is a straight perv. nikka use to go to sleep with porn on loud as fukk. Walk in his crib like WTF is going on in here. his wife use to stay trying to clown his ass.

 

[Yoda]

I remember one time after school, i got off the bus to go jerk off in my room cuz i had a bunch of porn downloaded for the day, and my friends didnt get off (pause) till like 5 blocks later, well i aint see they followed me sneakily to suprise me and knocked on my window and they knew what i was doing. They knew.
one of em let out a huge monkey like laugh and my face turned red when i opened the window. fukk em. not really a story cuz no family was involved but it was still emberassing.

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

Who are you Breh. That not necessary.

your godfather subz