I Left Porn on my Computer and the Family is over

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Damn the homie @Monsanto got caught slippin'


Thank goodness I live alone

 

[Address_Unknown]

Even if you indisciplined enough to NOT have a guest account for other people if you share your shyt, your computer should be timed to lock after a few minutes of imactivity.

Unless you living by yourself or you just a straight up degenerate, you shouldn't be so reckless with what your folks should already know Is an open secret.

 

[Rozay Oro]

Remember when I was a youngin’ still living at home, I had this system where I would have porn on one channel, but a nature show on deck with the “last channel” button just in case my Momma walked in. One night I thought I heard my door opening and quickly switched to the nature channel...nobody walked in, but I guess the documentary on sea turtles or whatever the fukk it was kept me interested and I left it on..,and then my Momma walked in and my instinct kicked in and switched the channel back to the porn.

Awkward moment as my mother is asking me if I want coffee while Peter North is giving Chasey Lain’s ass cheeks da beats In the background...

When I was a teen Mama seen the back of me beating to Nicki minaj look a like Alicia smiles getting skeeted on. After she closed the door, I continued. fukk it the cat out the bag lol.

 

[SouljaVoy]

This nikka tryna jock my thread with the emoji.

But as long as it wasn't some weird shyt or gay shyt you good.

My mom caught me looking at Black BBW porn...which isn't weird, but it's something unexpected. especially cause I like em extra big sometimes.

 

[Rozay Oro]

I had a similar incident breh...had a dual monitor setup and I'd watch porn on the right side monitor and do whatever else on the left side one. Got done watching this clip before I went to bed with a chick getting a facial looking like a krispy Kreme donut when it was over turned the monitor off and forgot about it. Next day I go to use my computer and only my right side monitor is on, with a still shot of the bytch drenched...my heart sank breh

My mom walks by me and says some shyt about "what kind of disgusting ass shyt u be watching?" I played dumb like I ain't Know what she meant and said it was just a dumb porn site popup... But deep down I know she knew brehs... Nearly walked straight out the front door to find the nearest bridge to jump off or train to stand in front of

Ma dukes like

 

[Ineedmoney504]

If your brother was coming why u ain’t tell the nikka to close the shyt out

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Alright time to call it.

facts this Canadian nikka lying

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

It's disrespectful to touch your dikk and use public keyboards and mouse pads. That's not sanitary and I'd talk to you about that. You have a job and I'm assuming you don't pay rent, so you can afford your own laptop. Stop busting nuts on the computer your mom uses. That's foul as fukk. I hope OP keeps Lysol on deck.

 

[International Playa]

Don’t put passwords on your computer brehs
Don’t browse porn in incognito brehs
Don’t erase history afterwards brehs

I live alone in my own apartment, I still watch porn in incognito mode on my tablet & laptop

 

[Ineedmoney504]

It's disrespectful to touch your dikk and use public keyboards and mouse pads. That's not sanitary and I'd talk to you about that. You have a job and I'm assuming you don't pay rent, so you can afford your own laptop. Stop busting nuts on the computer your mom uses. That's foul as fukk. I hope OP keeps Lysol on deck.

The op clearly says his family coming to his house. So I’m guessing it’s his computer and he pays rent.

Whole story still clearly sounds like tho

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Alright time to call it.

Idk why these lil nikkas love pump faking online

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

The op clearly says his family coming to his house. So I’m guessing it’s his computer and he pays rent.

Whole story still clearly sounds like tho

My bad. I thought he lived at home because his family had access to his private space.

 

[Paper Boi]

if they are using your computer when you aren't there to look at pictures on your grandmas facebook then it's not your computer.


this story don't really add up though.

 

[Zebruh]

Laptop needing a password after 10 minutes >>>>>

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

your mom got porn on here computer, breh

probably some bbc gangbang shyt