I Left Porn on my Computer and the Family is over

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Remember when I was a youngin’ still living at home, I had this system where I would have porn on one channel, but a nature show on deck with the “last channel” button just in case my Momma walked in. One night I thought I heard my door opening and quickly switched to the nature channel...nobody walked in, but I guess the documentary on sea turtles or whatever the fukk it was kept me interested and I left it on..,and then my Momma walked in and my instinct kicked in and switched the channel back to the porn.

Awkward moment as my mother is asking me if I want coffee while Peter North is giving Chasey Lain’s ass cheeks da beats In the background...

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Remember when I was a youngin’ still living at home, I had this system where I would have porn on one channel, but a nature show on deck with the “last channel” button just in case my Momma walked in. One night I thought I heard my door opening and quickly switched to the nature channel...nobody walked in, but I guess the documentary on sea turtles or whatever the fukk it was kept me interested and I left it on..,and then my Momma walked in and my instinct kicked in and switched the channel back to the porn.

Awkward moment as my mother is asking me if I want coffee while Peter North is giving Chasey Lain’s ass cheeks da beats In the background...

:mjcry:
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Remember when I was a youngin’ still living at home, I had this system where I would have porn on one channel, but a nature show on deck with the “last channel” button just in case my Momma walked in. One night I thought I heard my door opening and quickly switched to the nature channel...nobody walked in, but I guess the documentary on sea turtles or whatever the fukk it was kept me interested and I left it on..,and then my Momma walked in and my instinct kicked in and switched the channel back to the porn.

Awkward moment as my mother is asking me if I want coffee while Peter North is giving Chasey Lain’s ass cheeks da beats In the background...

:mjcry:
:dead: I remember we had a black box & I was watching some wrestling PPV then dozed off. Woke up in the morning few hours later to white bytches getting fukked on screen. I already know the television was on the whole time so to this day I have no clue if anyone peeped anything or not between that time span. Switched that channel with quickness once I was up:mjlol:


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