I lied on my resume and now I have a interview next Monday.

[Stir Fry]

Go in and be honest. If you go in there with a positive personality and seem like you could be a good fit there's a good chance they'll take you in and train you on the job.

I landed a warehouse manager job back in the day without ever having worked in a warehouse or managerial position simply because I showed the guy (owner) the ankle monitor I was wearing due to also being on house arrest at the time lmao. He appreciated my honesty and told me that countless people had applied to his company over the years lying about convictions on their records. I ended up doing really well there until I decided to leave and enroll in college a little later on.

 

[NoirDynosaur]

Just repped you fam

Hope everything goes well for you!

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

He gonna walk so many through a proper power cycle.... He'll be aight.

Just repped you fam

Hope everything goes well for you!

But, you can't get lazy now op.... A lie is just a door into a world that's either filled with recycled lies, or newfound truths

 

[Dave24]

Go in and be honest. If you go in there with a good personality and seem like you could be a good fit there's a good chance they'll take you in and train you on the job.

I landed a warehouse manager job back in the day without ever having worked in a warehouse or managerial position simply because I showed the guy (owner) the ankle monitor I was wearing due to also being on house arrest at the time lmao. He appreciated my honesty and told me that countless people had applied to his company over the years lying about convictions on their records. I ended up doing really well there until I decided to leave and enroll in college a little later on.

How were you able to even get an interview for that position without any experience? WHat made the owner want to interview you?

 

[The D-List Vet]

Do not do it. There was a breh on here many years ago who lied about experience, got an interview and then landed a high level job. It ended up being hell for him.

Link?

 

[Stir Fry]

How were you able to even get an interview for that position without any experience? WHat made the owner want to interview you?

Can't really remember, this was almost twenty years ago. I was a foreman of a small crew at a window company prior to it, so I think I mentioned being experienced in keeping track of and ordering materials as needed. I found the job on craigslist and I've always been skilled at having a nice looking resume while listing off a wide variety of skills I possess on it.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Link?

Thread old as shyt. I'm talking probably 2016 or so. Wouldn't know what to search for but basically breh posted about lying on his resume for some big ass job paying 200k. He was thrown in the fire though and panicked, and eventually exposed.

 

[Morethan1]

I absolutely love the positivity in this thread

I knew you nikkas wasn't all monsters

@Son_Of_God keep us posted

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Lying on your resume and you claim to be Son_Of_God

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

One of yall put me on. I'm funny and smart as fukk... And I'm likable.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

You’ll get caught and embarrassed

i worked with a busted Asian girl who couldn't function in my department and she made it a whole year getting simps to do her work before she got fired. shyt was hilarious. shyt girl had a pockmarked face and still managed to sucker a whole office of men into doing her work daily and she wouldn't learn the job.

 

[International Playa]

Entry level jobs be like you need 2-3 years experience

Lie, lie, lie on your resume, use youtube to research & they will train you anyway. Don't do this with higher positions though. You will get found out.

 

[Child_Of_God]

Entry level jobs be like you need 2-3 years experience

Lie, lie, lie on your resume, use youtube to research & they will train you anyway. Don't do this with higher positions though. You will get found out.

What’s worse is these jobs be only paying $15 an hour but got the nerve to want someone with years of experience.

 

[Lexington Steele]

The job requirements are full of bullshyt because they really want to hire their friend Bob but they're legally required to post a listing in many cases.

We need four years of experience on this software that just got released two years ago. Oops, couldn't find anybody. Hey, what about your frat buddy Bob?

 

[Deltron]

What’s worse is these jobs be only paying $15 an hour but got the nerve to want someone with years of experience.

you ain't lying