I "LITERALLY" Almost Got Kidnapped On My Way To The Store THIS Morning

[ReturnOfJudah]

OP must be 5 foot, 125 lbs

 

[LordDeathwatch]

This motherfukker said he proceeded to flirt with the ladies. :WeirdSpace:

Right up until he held up the checkout with expired coupons for blueberry muffin mix ( :HarlemPause: ) & paid with his Mama's EBT card.

Delete this nephew

Got damn I remember when this was the nikkas avatar. :GotDamnScust:

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

nikka a whole man about to get stolen Ole garden gnome ass

 

[QuintessentialMan]

Which bank is the best bank might have been code for do you take cash or credit or deposits?
This dude was probably propositioning you.

Honestly the old adage is true. Dont talk to strangers. Dont respond unless you here your name called. Just keep it moving.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

So, I always go to my local Harris Teeter in the morning. Anyway, on my way there this dude held up traffic and stopped me. He asked, "Which bank is the best bank?". I told him, "Wells Fargo". Then, he proceeded to try to get me to ride with him. Yes, he tried to bribe me with 40 bucks. When I told him no he upped it to 80 bucks. Still, I told his ass no I lied and told him I had somewhere to go. After he got the hint, while he was driving off he told me, "F-ck you". I laughed my ass off at him.

P.S. dude said he lost his wallet and was in the military. Yes, he was a brotha and a passenger in a truck Dude wanted to either get me in a money laundering scheme, robbery, or kill me like El Chapo.

I then proceeded to go to the store to buy my Blueberry Muffin mix and flirted with some women there.

Get a job you autistic attention whore

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Literally huh

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

Literally huh

 

[Stir Fry]

Literally huh