I lost half my body in a forklift accident — stop asking how I have sex

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

They would have to do me like how clint eastwood did hillary swank at the end of million dollar baby.

Just saw that shyt for the first time ever on Tubi like two hours ago

 

[JamesJabdi]

Just saw that shyt for the first time ever on Tubi like two hours ago

Probably one of the saddest endings of all time

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

Dude jump out the forklift when it fell in proper forktruck training they teach you buckle up and brace yourself. You are more safer inside than jumping out

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Aww this ain’t shyt. Ask any nikka bout “no legs” from Baton Rouge. nikka had all the hoes too.