I might catch my first body tomorrow brehs :blessed:...Edit: :mjcry: first post updated

[Marci-Senpai]

i'm gonna make a thread the day i lose my virginity

U tryna be funny/sarcastic?

 

[Ashley Banks]

You already lost it

not yet, 4 more months

U tryna be funny/sarcastic?

im serious

 

[Originalgangsta317]

not yet, 4 more months

U got a time limit on yo p*ssy?

 

[Dev2103]

On the real....KEEP YOUR PURITY. YOU CAN NEVER GET IT BACK

don't listen to this bunless nikka.


100 push ups, get some booze and herb...then do it

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

Your first nut in some p*ssy might be overwhelming. Make sure u can pull out if u going raw. My entire body was shaking my first time, powerful shyt.....and once you get some, ain't no turning back. Welcome to the club Virgil the virgin lol

why would a virgin go raw in some p*ssy

 

[ADK]

Sounds like you disappointed a few chicks.

If I was on my laptop Id link the thread of when I lost my virginity my meat let me down

 

[dennis roadman]

@mlk17 i got a foolproof plan for you

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

do this by the book and you'll be swimming in it

 

[Marci-Senpai]

@mlk17 i got a foolproof plan for you

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

do this by the book and you'll be swimming in it

I mean this is some good ass advice but im still left like

 

[dennis roadman]

I mean this is some good ass advice but im still left like

you're still new at this, it's a well-worn pattern, get in the groove and you'll see the light

 

[Human Torch]

@mlk17 i got a foolproof plan for you

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

do this by the book and you'll be swimming in it

I mean this is some good ass advice but im still left like

Just follow the system breh. It's foolproof

 

[dennis roadman]

Just follow the system breh. It's foolproof

you see it

 

[Human Torch]

you see it

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Just follow the system breh. It's foolproof

i dnt even understand wat the fukk that even means

 

[Audemar]

Whatever you do don't talk yourself out of the box Don't directly bring up sex either, build up to it subtly e.g a light touch or something similar.

 

[dennis roadman]

i dnt even understand wat the fukk that even means

dont try to understand it, just do it

i'll give you a head start on the first step of Demonstrate value: go now and edit your Netflix queue to make yourself look super intellectual and edgy. take out all the kung fu and cartoon movies and add all the independent ones, especially those with subtitles. she's not gonna wanna watch any of them, but she'll immediately see how you're smarter than her, thus you being VALUABLE

after that, just treat it like a basketball game, dont think, just do. it'll come to you