I might catch my first body tomorrow brehs :blessed:...Edit: :mjcry: first post updated

[Marci-Senpai]

dont try to understand it, just do it

i'll give you a head start on the first step of Demonstrate value: go now and edit your Netflix queue to make yourself look super intellectual and edgy. take out all the kung fu and cartoon movies and add all the independent ones, especially those with subtitles. she's not gonna wanna watch any of them, but she'll immediately see how you're smarter than her, thus you being VALUABLE

after that, just treat it like a basketball game, dont think, just do. it'll come to you

Mann yall making me think to damn hard.im just gonna get drunk and let the alcohol control my actions

 

[Ashley Banks]

U got a time limit on yo p*ssy?

i'm getting married in October

 

[Dev2103]

Mann yall making me think to damn hard.im just gonna get drunk and let the alcohol control my actions

will help with stamina too

 

[Originalgangsta317]

i'm getting married in October

Dude lucky

 

[dennis roadman]

Mann yall making me think to damn hard.im just gonna get drunk and let the alcohol control my actions

your loss creh

 

[Marci-Senpai]

will help with stamina too

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Mann yall making me think to damn hard.im just gonna get drunk and let the alcohol control my actions

That's honestly the way to go breh. You heard it a million times before, girls like bad boys. Have some liquor in you, but almost as important breh, have some liquor around you. Don't let the bytch thing your on some lightweight buzz ting, or you're just tryna get her drunk. That gets the insta Make sure that ho can smell the henny on you as soon as you open the door, make sure you got a bunch of beer cans and empty bottles in, near, around the trash or recycling especially but I dunno how you get down with the environment and all that but make sure it's enough so that bytch knows you got hair on your chest. If she ask you if you had a party or something be like bytch that's just how I do on the daily. She might be able to sense you're a virgin through all types of cues your not aware of yet, but you can distract her with some other grown nikka shyt so she's taken in by your aura. When you make her a drink, pour her a tall ass drink, straight, no chaser, and if she's like be like I guess you still on that kiddie shyt and mix it down for her. Trust me by this point she's like so this how a real nikka do then turn the TV to the channel you watch the least of like CSPAN and just be like "so we vibing or what?" and if she tries to joke hit that bytch like but you be on facebook complaining about the government but don't keep track of policy doe trus me daddeh, by this time bytch will be transported to a whole nother dimension by the shyt she's dealing with.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

i'm gonna make a thread the day i lose my virginity

and you're about to get married

 

[Blackrogue]

Threads like this where OP is a Virgin and Is talking about experienced brothers with a body count of ten plus the other one where the shorties were saying a body count of two is a lot. Make a me think I'm low key a male slut

 

[Blackrogue]

Double

 

[Ashley Banks]

and you're about to get married

yes

 

[Marci-Senpai]

That's honestly the way to go breh. You heard it a million times before, girls like bad boys. Have some liquor in you, but almost as important breh, have some liquor around you. Don't let the bytch thing your on some lightweight buzz ting, or you're just tryna get her drunk. That gets the insta Make sure that ho can smell the henny on you as soon as you open the door, make sure you got a bunch of beer cans and empty bottles in, near, around the trash or recycling especially but I dunno how you get down with the environment and all that but make sure it's enough so that bytch knows you got hair on your chest. If she ask you if you had a party or something be like bytch that's just how I do on the daily. She might be able to sense you're a virgin through all types of cues your not aware of yet, but you can distract her with some other grown nikka shyt so she's taken in by your aura. When you make her a drink, pour her a tall ass drink, straight, no chaser, and if she's like be like I guess you still on that kiddie shyt and mix it down for her. Trust me by this point she's like so this how a real nikka do then turn the TV to the channel you watch the least of like CSPAN and just be like "so we vibing or what?" and if she tries to joke hit that bytch like but you be on facebook complaining about the government but don't keep track of policy doe trus me daddeh, by this time bytch will be transported to a whole nother dimension by the shyt she's dealing with.

yall killin me with these replies

 

[LurkMoar]

you gon bust immediately breh

 

[O.T.I.S.]

yes

Born again don't really count

 

[Ashley Banks]

Born again don't really count

im not born again lol