I might catch my first body tomorrow brehs :blessed:...Edit: :mjcry: first post updated

[Bboystyle]

Make sure your joint is shaved, bytches don't like nikkas with bushes

 

[Miss Lucifer's Love]

I didn't realize my brehs put so much thought and effort into this...society does y'all wrong

 

[wet landscapes]

That's honestly the way to go breh. You heard it a million times before, girls like bad boys. Have some liquor in you, but almost as important breh, have some liquor around you. Don't let the bytch thing your on some lightweight buzz ting, or you're just tryna get her drunk. That gets the insta Make sure that ho can smell the henny on you as soon as you open the door, make sure you got a bunch of beer cans and empty bottles in, near, around the trash or recycling especially but I dunno how you get down with the environment and all that but make sure it's enough so that bytch knows you got hair on your chest. If she ask you if you had a party or something be like bytch that's just how I do on the daily. She might be able to sense you're a virgin through all types of cues your not aware of yet, but you can distract her with some other grown nikka shyt so she's taken in by your aura. When you make her a drink, pour her a tall ass drink, straight, no chaser, and if she's like be like I guess you still on that kiddie shyt and mix it down for her. Trust me by this point she's like so this how a real nikka do then turn the TV to the channel you watch the least of like CSPAN and just be like "so we vibing or what?" and if she tries to joke hit that bytch like but you be on facebook complaining about the government but don't keep track of policy doe trus me daddeh, by this time bytch will be transported to a whole nother dimension by the shyt she's dealing with.

none of that sounds condusive to a wet vagina

 

[Solano707]

Whatever you do, don't pull out

 

[Lil Gangsta]

i'm gonna make a thread the day i lose my virginity

The colis prolly gonna be gone by the time dat happens

 

[Arithmetic]

Yes, get her on the couch next to you, start watching something, make you little moves throughout the movie, by the end of the movie your hands at least on her t*ts. Sometimes when I get a chick over I got Netflix already running to save time

 

[Ohene]

is it that easy?

you know her better than we do but believe me when i say the key is to make them feel comfortable and close to you (physically/emotionally).

 

[ball15life]

Just do you breh, it's gotten you this far in the game.

Whoever mentioned netflix though wasn't lying

 

[CurrencyChase]

be yourself and let it be known that you want to get busy.

 

[LogicFirst]

eat her p*ssy for a good while bro

Look at this fukkin simp

 

[Bless't]

yall telling dude to get drunk.
Booze+ performance anxiety gona have this dude limp as a wet sock
If the whiskey dikk don't get him the nerves will

Pick a good movie. Prob a thriller or suspense movie. Gets them excited. Comedies dries them up. N gives them gas.
Next sit next to her I don't care how big ur parents couch is. Make sure there's body contact
Then u just do what feels comfortable.

I still remember when I got my first slice of p*ssy pie

 

[notPsychosiz]

Mann yall making me think to damn hard.im just gonna get drunk and let the alcohol control my actions

Alcohol screws up your blood flow (thats why you know the term blood alcohol level)
Blood flow is what maintains your erection.

Don't get drunk.

 

[Geek Nasty]

First time a commercial break comes on, grab the back of her head and push it down on your crotch

 

[Marci-Senpai]

First time a commercial break comes on, grab the back of her head and push it down on your crotch

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Noooo!!! thats 18 years boi...im smarter than that

Nah, go raw but pull out. Make sure u time it right. When u pull out just in time and u start nuttin on her pelvic area and stomach, without touchin your dikk and your dikk jumps with each nut stream that shoots out

You probably got a lotta goo built up ready to bust out