I might catch my first body tomorrow brehs :blessed:...Edit: :mjcry: first post updated

[Blackrogue]

DEFINITELY bust out a camera the minute she walks through your doorway

chicks are attention whores, they love being the center of attention

matter of fact, make sure it's a video camera. if you dont have one, go out and buy one with the highest framerate possible. girls these days arent satisfied with some standard ass iphone.

Cosign.
Women are turned on by being recorded. I once had a bunch of my friends cameras set up all around one of the rooms at my spot. Got a lot of p*ssy in that room whether I was recording or not

 

[Marci-Senpai]

i lost my virginity when i was 15, you want advice or nah

I dont give a damn...the fukk i need a video camera for?

 

[Edub]

Relax...kiss well, and move your hands slowly and softly reassuring the actions taking place, but never pushing the envelope. Then let her get hot and rape you...alleviating any undue pressure on yourself. Every women has a sexual no-turnin'-back-zone...its when you get in that zone bruh

 

[HookersandIceCream]

I forgot how young some of y'all are

 

[Regular_P]

These threads never disappoint.

 

[Marci-Senpai]

I forgot how young some of y'all are

Bless this thread with your old and wise advice breh/brehette

 

[bcrusaderw]

i'm gonna make a thread the day i lose my virginity

I was going to ask of you were going to give us honeymoon updates.

 

[Tim Dripcan]

im a virgin too @mlk17 . don't listen to some of theses guys, lol. when you do lose it please sure your experiences with us. still taking my time.

make sure you STRAP up. good luck brother.

 

[NoMorePie]

Go watch a movie and cuddle, then start rubbing her body around and shyt until she starts moving and then start kissing her cheek and whatever, eventually shes gonna start rotating to face you. then go in for that pooontang pie and she'll open them legs.


Trust me. I've done it before.

 

[sfgiants]

i have a GREAT tip:

ask her if she can touch her elbows behind her back

this shyt literally never fails

 

[havoc]

is it that easy?

Yep. It works for me

 

[ADK]

i have a GREAT tip:

ask her if she can touch her elbows behind her back

this shyt literally never fails

I dont get this 1 Explain

 

[sfgiants]

I dont get this 1 Explain

no homo but try it
look at urself while ur trying it and imagine a girl doing it in front of u

 

[Gizza]

I won't clown just get in the whip, recline the seat, put some beat on, let her glide you in while she on top fuK in the driveway



Trust in Adidas breh

 

[Bigtymer301]

That's honestly the way to go breh. You heard it a million times before, girls like bad boys. Have some liquor in you, but almost as important breh, have some liquor around you. Don't let the bytch thing your on some lightweight buzz ting, or you're just tryna get her drunk. That gets the insta Make sure that ho can smell the henny on you as soon as you open the door, make sure you got a bunch of beer cans and empty bottles in, near, around the trash or recycling especially but I dunno how you get down with the environment and all that but make sure it's enough so that bytch knows you got hair on your chest. If she ask you if you had a party or something be like bytch that's just how I do on the daily. She might be able to sense you're a virgin through all types of cues your not aware of yet, but you can distract her with some other grown nikka shyt so she's taken in by your aura. When you make her a drink, pour her a tall ass drink, straight, no chaser, and if she's like be like I guess you still on that kiddie shyt and mix it down for her. Trust me by this point she's like so this how a real nikka do then turn the TV to the channel you watch the least of like CSPAN and just be like "so we vibing or what?" and if she tries to joke hit that bytch like but you be on facebook complaining about the government but don't keep track of policy doe trus me daddeh, by this time bytch will be transported to a whole nother dimension by the shyt she's dealing with.

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