GLORY TO GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait a minute. he just allowed your whip to burn to cinders. And you thank him for not being dead and the bible being intact

why didn't god bless her with a whip that didn't need fixing
why didn't god bless her with a dad that was better at working on whips
why didn't god bless her with a free trip to the mechanics
why doesn't god bless her with a brand new 2017 whip
god blessed her with a bible that didn't burn completely though, that's all that matters
only a great god would burn two whips.. a wack god could only burn one
