I, once again, paid $50 to nut inside of my girlfriend and not have a child

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On Christmas Eve at that :comeon:

She riding riding me reverse cowgirl and when i told her to get up she just kept riding and sat on it :noah:

I was literally like :noah:

I'm hard just thinking about it again :noah:

but, yeah, we found a 24-7 drugstore and copped up at like 11 at night :wow:

We're getting on birth control asap, brehs. that's 100 spent on Plan B in the past month :damn:
 

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Shorty tryna kill his shyt :lolbron:

She tryna trap a nikka :wow:

This girl really just sat on me as I came...I literally said "im cumming..get up"

she just plopped down like
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:ehh: $100 vs the expenses of raising a kid

:wow:

And she paid the first $50 :banderas:
 
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