"i only friend zoned you because you're too perfect"

[jadillac]

that's when you respond like FOH, biiihhhhhhhhhhh and go off on her.

What you got to lose at that point? Your dignity? Like she gives a damn about you anyway.

 

[mr.africa]

i can't deal with this shyt - not today!!

 

[Mwrex]

You know it's hard out here for a simp

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

JUST WAIT IT OUT. WHEN SHE CALL YOU UP TO MAJORS KNOCK THAT p*ssy OUT THE PARK. THEN RETIRE. LOSE HER NUMBER AND ACT LIKE YOU NEVER MET.

 

[Kwéyòl]

The life of a simp is hard

 

[ImGucci]

Brehs, thats just a womans nice way of saying you ugly

 

[raul04]

JUST WAIT IT OUT. WHEN SHE CALL YOU UP TO MAJORS KNOCK THAT p*ssy OUT THE PARK. THEN RETIRE. LOSE HER NUMBER AND ACT LIKE YOU NEVER MET.

Damn can't argue with this

 

[rabbitfood]

Sounds like a reasonable young lady who is laying the groundwork for a promising future. Dude should put a ring on layaway and start saving for their future home.












FOH

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

 

[1thouwow]

treating nikkas like stocks & bonds out here

 

[Diondon]

She gotta get a few more years in of thotting before she's ready for him.
Right dude, wrong time

 

[King Poetic]

I try to tell all these decent brehs that you are nothing but

FIRE EXTINGUISHERS ( in case of emergency)

The bad boys- thugs - ballers are the fire in her eyes that she can tolerate and deal with till the fire get way out of control and then she hope that fire extinguisher that's been hanging up is still working

 

[lowkey0z]

She gotta get a few more years in of thotting before she's ready for him.
Right dude, wrong time

facts , the double standards are interesting in this situation, not like nikkas haven't gone over this before tho

 

[Remote]

This is some sad shyt, Be placed on IR brehs

 

[The Oracle]

gotta read betweeen the lines

perfect = predictable, safe, boring, supplicating

she is saying he has no personality or sex appeal

but rather than work on that, let's just blame the woman for trying to let him down abit easy