I programmed my organs to only take dumps at the crib.

[Sithlord Piff]

And its not like I'm sitting there holding it all day either. I only have to go before I leave for work or after I get home...even throughout school this was the case. Being a total bathroom snob and not having access to adequate shyt taking materials at work (custom cushion seat lid, incense from India , the Cottonelle wipes) makes the experience less than satisfactory . My guts just know public facilities that aint the place to be.

 

[GYAAAL YA PUM PUM FAT!]

Haven't taken a shyt outside a home in 20 years

I'm in my 20s

That's right.....my ass don't go nowhere.....and what

 

[jdubnyce]

^^^^

You never stayed overnight or go on vacation somewhere?

 

[Frenchie]

Only take dumps at home and at work

I tried that just at home shyt for a few yrs but overtime it had a negative effect on my bowel

I developed gas problems and often felt bloated like i always needed to take a dump

I dont take shyts in public restrooms tho no way

And if I take a shyt at work or someones else house, i make sure to cover the seat wit 3 layers of toilet paper

Lesson I learned from tryin to limit my shirs to my own toilet at home is, listen to ur body mayne if u gotta shyt then jus do it

 

[Sithlord Piff]

^^^^

You never stayed overnight or go on vacation somewhere?

All the time...just got back from vacation.....4 star hotel room facilities are up to my standards.

 

[Illuminatos]

I took my first ever dump in college in 3 years a few weeks ago.

I ran to the highest floor in the building and took it so I made sure no one can see me.

I make sure to use the toilet before I leave the house. Using public restrooms with no wet wipes is just.

 

[Sithlord Piff]

Shout out to my niccas on lock down.....from what I hear, that situation is the worst of the worst when it comes to them number 2's.

 

[old_timer]

i make it a point to take a dump in public bathrooms
walmart, library, mcdonalds, gym, workplace etc

it's a habit i got into in my early 20's
90 percent of my #2 happens with public restrooms

Spoiler

i am being 100 serious

 

[unit321]

I've dropped my poop everywhere. Construction site porta-johns to fancy restrooms at a five-star hotel.

 

[TRFG]

i make it a point to take a dump in public bathrooms
walmart, library, mcdonalds, gym, workplace etc

it's a habit i got into in my early 20's
90 percent of my #2 happens with public restrooms

Spoiler

i am being 100 serious

You must be white

 

[ADK]

Breh, 7th grade was the last time I took a dump in public. That day was horrible I almost shyt myself

 

[504Slim]

my crib & @Ill Clinton mamas crib

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Yep same here OP, if it ain't my toilet or a family members toilet, I'm holding that shyt, pun intended.

 

[prince_peoples]

I travel a lot, so its not possible for me to only shyt at home, and I eat really healthy lots of green and fiber. so I take two-three dumps a day.

man i drove from nyc to chicago a few months back, and half was through had to take a mean dump. So i pull up to a quick trip and get the bathroom key. Man I wish i never opened that bathroom door, there was shyt everyone even on the ceiling

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

I was this way until a few weeks ago I usually could hold my stomach for eights hrs if necessary..i had tha runs and couldn't hold it anymore so I let it go and it was tha best feeling knowing after I fukked that bathroom up I would leave and never go back to that place.. I wrapped that toilet like a sand nikka and got busy