I really don't get how some of you guys complain about getting women when all you have to...

[Unknown Poster]

Y'all don't get no bytches...no man that really get bytches writing all that bullshyt y'all writing

You coli people crack me up. Since you possess such impeccable foresight into the inner workings of my life and what I do, what was the name of the two womern I had over my apartment to weeks ago...what brand of jeans and underwear am I wearing now. What soda is on my front desk, and what color are my bed sheets?

And a bonus for you....what was the name of the last woman I had sex with and how old was she?

You know what they say about ASSUMPTIONS don't you? The UMP will TION you and you'll look like an ass for it.

Dawg, women know what I look like...I ain't ugly. It doesn't take much for me to meet women, especially in NYC.

Sometimes I like to roll up in one of these gentrified hipster joints and watch how many of these women look in my direction....everytime the majority of them do. I even had one incident where once I made myself comfy in that restarurant some dude got pissed off and left.

But go ahead, keep on typing, you amuse me on this Thursday morning.

 

[big bun]

You coli people crack me up. Since you possess such impeccable foresight into the inner workings of my life and what I do, what was the name of the two womern I had over my apartment to weeks ago...what brand of jeans and underwear am I wearing now. What soda is on my front desk, and what color are my bed sheets?

And a bonus for you....what was the name of the last woman I had sex with and how old was she?

You know what they say about ASSUMPTIONS don't you? The UMP will TION you and you'll look like an ass for it.

Dawg, women know what I look like...I ain't ugly. It doesn't take much for me to meet women, especially in NYC.

Sometimes I like to roll up in one of these gentrified hipster joints and watch how many of these women look in my direction....everytime the majority of them do. I even had one incident where once I made myself comfy in that restarurant some dude got pissed off and left.

But go ahead, keep on typing, you amuse me on this Thursday morning.

A knee grow that get bytches for real would have given me the and kept it moving.

 

[Unknown Poster]

A knee grow that get bytches for real would have given me the and kept it moving.

your wish is my command.

 

[Larry Lambo]

I can get women, and have proven to do so when my standards were low. But as I've gotten older, I focused on finding a woman that I'm strongly attracted on a physical, mental, and emotional level. However, all of the women that I have felt that way about have turned me down. I could be less picky on looks and get better "results", but I choose not to do so and I'm ok with the potential consequences of that. I'm going to keep trying to find a girl that I feel compliments me, but I'm not expecting any type of outcome. Whatever happens, happens.

All I can do is what makes me happy, and if a woman is along for the ride, then great. If not, then I'm going to do me and have fun doing it.

 

[Unknown Poster]

I can get women, and have proven to do so when my standards were low. But as I've gotten older, I focused on finding a woman that I'm strongly attracted on a physical, mental, and emotional level. However, all of the women that I have felt that way about have turned me down. I could be less picky on looks and get better "results", but I choose not to do so and I'm ok with the potential consequences of that. I'm going to keep trying to find a girl that I feel compliments me, but I'm not expecting any type of outcome. Whatever happens, happens.

All I can do is what makes me happy, and if a woman is along for the ride, then great. If not, then I'm going to do me and have fun doing it.

Trying to be in a committed relationship has been the hardest thing for me. It really has. I think the women that I was involved with had their doubts about me being faithful that's why it never went anywhere. Then again, most of the women I was involved with were the independent type that weren't really depending on men for physical, mental, or emotional support. The women in the past I had "relationships" with kind of wanted to show me off more than anything else, and I was really wondering if I was feeling them in the long run and vice versa.

Maybe all I need is a hood chick and that's it. From living in NYC, I've been floating around alot of different circles. There's just too many termptations around here. I was never used to getting this much attention from women in Pittsburgh.

 

[New Username]

8am thoughts

 

[The Mad Titan]

8am on the coli

 

[It is a mystery]

thecoli, where we get thots at 8 AM

 

[mbewane]

@Sagat I hear you but tbh I think age also comes into play. When I was younger I tried the "fun-witty-intelligent-nice" thing, because that's basically who/how I am anyway, I got NO play whatsoever from chicks. So you grow up with that. I built a whole lot of frustration because I hung around a lot of girls and they were all like 'I want a nice guy, funny, witty whatever" but then would turn around and fall for machoman, if he looks tough/has a car/whatever.

So I'm like

I think that's one of the things that creates a lot of frustration in men : women say they want one thing, but it's really the other when they're younger. They have the advantage at that stage to choose who they want. But as times passes by and they get by those dudes or see that's not what they want long-term as they now want to settle down, all of a sudden they start paying attention to "quieter" brehs like myself

It's all in the game, but yeah this whole "holier-than-thou" attitude a lot of women have is some bullshyt and does foster frustration imo. Which is strange because some of those same women will damn near admire a womanizer if he's a close friend/family member/superstar, it'll make them laugh and shyt, but if it's a random guy trying to get with HER she's gonna act like dude's an a$$hole

So yeah, some brehs handle that frustration better than others obviously, but I think it's something to take into account in men-women dynamics.

 

[Marco Zen]

And I thought I had ego issues...

This nikka.

 

[Easy-E]

Atleast #HOH #GMB don't have us reading novels to be down

 

[EndDomination]

It does seem like a kind of alternative reality sometimes.
Like, just talk to women. See what they're into, talk about what you're into.
I never quite got what's so hard about it, women are people

 

[benjamin]

It's sad and disgusting how some men are angry at women for doing them. Like why breh? Like I consider myself a manly man but I don't fall under the category of that machismo meathead bullshyt.

It's like they don't want women to think. They want to control them. They want to observe them. They want to follow their footsteps.

REal talk why nikkas gettting mad at women on instagram? why? I swear some of these dudes had no real father figures in their lives to teach them how to respect women.

nikka you just joined last august and already got 13k posts shut yo lying ass up, u aint gettin no p*ssy cuz you aint got no life lol..fukk outta here.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

There is no Friend Zone. I don't know how many times I have to repeat this shyt.

If you're her friend, you're her friend, you will not EVER fukk.

Have some god damn self respect.

 

[marcuz]

Is be nice and funny. And respectable and make her the center of attention.