I refuse to use other people's phones or tablets.

[Malta]

:confusedk9:

If you use another man's phone you taking an L, everybody uses their phone or tablet in the bathroom, you either got dikk residue (Pause

) or shyt particles on your index fingers if you using another man's phone B. I'm too much of a hypochondriac to use other people's phones, if I'm dying on the side of the road and there's some random unlocked Iphone near me I'm gonna try and get siri to dial instead of touching that shyt

 

[Kenny West]

speakerphone

 

[Malta]

speakerphone

You still holding the phone, you may as well just shake his dikk for him

 

[Captain Crunch]

You right, I also keep the hand sanitizer on deck and refuse to eat outside without washing my hands/hand sanitizer

 

[Malta]

You right, I also keep the hand sanitizer on deck and refuse to eat outside without washing my hands/hand sanitizer

I always got hand sanitizer on me, people are nasty as hell man.

 

[sfgiants]

When I try to show someone a pic on my phone, why do they always want to grab the phone with their fukkin hands?
First, look with ur eyes not with ur hands
Second, I might have a yet to be sent dikk pic I took earlier in that gallery, they accidentally touch the screen and swipe and they're Gona be eye to eye with salami

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I probably got cumsidue(cum residue) on my phone.

 

[Kenny West]

You still holding the phone, you may as well just shake his dikk for him

Yall germaphobe dudes man...can't you just wash ya hands after?

 

[No Homo]

When I try to show someone a pic on my phone, why do they always want to grab the phone with their fukkin hands?
First, look with ur eyes not with ur hands
Second, I might have a yet to be sent dikk pic I took earlier in that gallery, they accidentally touch the screen and swipe and they're Gona be eye to eye with salami

I hate when people do that shyt when im showing a pic

 

[Malta]

I probably got cumsidue(cum residue) on my phone.

"Damn, my battery died @Buckeye Fever, lemme use your phone real quick"


"Aight I got you son:

"



" The fukk is that"

 

[BedRoomI'z]

shyt so random

 

[Malta]

Yall germaphobe dudes man...can't you just wash ya hands after?

What kind of nasty shyt is this B

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Sometimes I use mah girl's iPad cuz she got games on it. Did I lose?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"Damn, my battery died @Buckeye Fever, lemme use your phone real quick"


"Aight I got you son:

"



" The fukk is that"

"Aight, let me set it up for you" aka clear internet search history

 

[Malta]

Sometimes I use mah girl's iPad cuz she got games on it. Did I lose?

No, that's your property and you probably covered every inch of her already. We talking about people you not sharing a bed with.