So I'm wrapping up this open mic when some of my girl's friends walk in. I don't want to be at this place any more so I suggest a more chill bar before they order. At that moment we dispersed; We dispeeeeeersed.
On the drive over, my chick was pissed about having a vagina so I turned up the music so i didn't have tp listen. We hit our exit and she turns down. For what is beyond me. She says: Do you wanna just go home? But it wasn't really a question. I said nah, im cool.
We're at the bar and a dude playin keno hits for 5k. So, shots.
About an hour goes by and Im pretty talkative, telling my current girl how my ex tried to kill me with her kia cuz I spit falafel in her face. It's a long story. Out of nowhere some decrepit, drunk white woman is in between us showing us pictures of a baby. Her grandbaby. She say: sorry to interrupt ur conv0 heheh!
I hate fake apologies. I say: no, you aren't sorry. But carry on.
She showed me the baby and I said its elbows were too pointy and gave it a 4/10. bytch got mad. She showed me her daughter and I said she was average at best. The Granny was like how old are you to be talkin like this. Im 27, i said 35.
This crypt keeper lookin jawn said she was 45. I literally
and shame her for looking 60+ and for being a 45yo nana. Then the bytch started hitting me in my chest. For my pokefans, she used dig on the zipper of my hoodie.
Knowing that whites are animals, all i did was stand taller than her and she backed down. Then I got some yellow curry. That shyt is bomb. Anyway, don't let old folk try to run over top of you.
On the drive over, my chick was pissed about having a vagina so I turned up the music so i didn't have tp listen. We hit our exit and she turns down. For what is beyond me. She says: Do you wanna just go home? But it wasn't really a question. I said nah, im cool.
We're at the bar and a dude playin keno hits for 5k. So, shots.
About an hour goes by and Im pretty talkative, telling my current girl how my ex tried to kill me with her kia cuz I spit falafel in her face. It's a long story. Out of nowhere some decrepit, drunk white woman is in between us showing us pictures of a baby. Her grandbaby. She say: sorry to interrupt ur conv0 heheh!
I hate fake apologies. I say: no, you aren't sorry. But carry on.
She showed me the baby and I said its elbows were too pointy and gave it a 4/10. bytch got mad. She showed me her daughter and I said she was average at best. The Granny was like how old are you to be talkin like this. Im 27, i said 35.
This crypt keeper lookin jawn said she was 45. I literally
and shame her for looking 60+ and for being a 45yo nana. Then the bytch started hitting me in my chest. For my pokefans, she used dig on the zipper of my hoodie.Knowing that whites are animals, all i did was stand taller than her and she backed down. Then I got some yellow curry. That shyt is bomb. Anyway, don't let old folk try to run over top of you.
why would i make this up?
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Ur a lying homosexual
