I Started Using Dude Wipes, and Now I Can't Go Back to Regular Toilet Paper.

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What makes them special from regular baby wipes?
This...dude wipes is really the ultimate dumb male test that there is. I have a homie that actually thinks he's cool because he uses dude wipes. Im like breh you're getting hustled. Those are regular baby wipes at a marked up price because it says "dude" and has a black package.
 

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I didn't even bother reading the gibberish above and fukk OP's baby wipes.


Get a bidet, I've got one of the least expensive versions of it and it is a game changer.

Any time I gotta drop a dog and I'm not at home to immediately cleanse my booty right quick I get big mad.
 

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
We don't wanna hear about how you finger your butthole nikka:what:

But we can hear about you fukking trannies :picard:

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This...dude wipes is really the ultimate dumb male test that there is. I have a homie that actually thinks he's cool because he uses dude wipes. Im like breh you're getting hustled. Those are regular baby wipes at a marked up price because it says "dude" and has a black package.
Its perfect psychological marketing and branding though. Company has been successful and around for over a decade for a reason.
 
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I didn't even bother reading the gibberish above and fukk OP's baby wipes.


Get a bidet, I've got one of the least expensive versions of it and it is a game changer.

Any time I gotta drop a dog and I'm not at home to immediately cleanse my booty right quick I get big mad.
I got you homie..... once you go the bidet route and are a part of #BidetGang and #JetSet you cannot associate with the poor hygenic practices of the plebes.....



this is a good halfway solution.... if you know you are going to be out all day and nature hasn't arrives yet you can plan accordingly. Walk with that mini-wipes pack too and you are feeling clensed.... :ahh:
 
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This.

I tried using them once and I had to roll up to home Depot to buy a 40 foot plumbing snake.

I only clicked on this thread to see how it is disposing of them.
you throw them in the garbage.... the wipes should really just be the final "kill shot" so they shouldn't be smeared with your poo.
 
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