I Started Using Dude Wipes, and Now I Can't Go Back to Regular Toilet Paper.

[MidniteJay]

It's the halfway house between toilet paper and a bidet. You really realize how nasty MFs is walking around.

Lots of shytty booty folks out there.

Bidet is the real game changer, realized I was living like a savage after using one.

Dead ass would have copped the high tech Japanese styled seat if my bathroom had a convenient outlet. Eliminate having to wipe forever.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Its perfect psychological marketing and branding though. Company has been successful and around for over a decade for a reason.

1. Idgaf
2. What do you work for them or something. Am I supposed to be impressed that they finesse stupid ppl ? I finesse stupid ppl everyday b. Its not hard.
3. Just say you use dude wipes and fell for the marketing.

 

[Astroslik]

1. Idgaf
2. What do you work for them or something. Am I supposed to be impressed that they finesse stupid ppl ? I finesse stupid ppl everyday b. Its not hard.
3. Just say you use dude wipes and fell for the marketing.

Smooth brained missing chromosome nikka mad and enraged from a harmless comment for no apparent reason

Boys life must be in the pits and in shambles. Shame...

 

[keond]

You must rent, im not about to put them shyts in my toilet and have the pipes fukked up

 

[Wiseborn]

This shyt is godly
That is all

I used them when I was in the army that and that little pill Toilet Paper that expands when wet.

To this day I try to cop some dude wipes every now and again. I saw them in a hood walmart.

 

[Wiseborn]

You must rent, im not about to put them shyts in my toilet and have the pipes fukked up

Yeah flushing any baby wipes is no bueno.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

So speaking of cleaning asses (no coli)


Even before the thread, I have been debating on buying new bidets for the home. Was supposed to get the entire toilets, but I actually like the toilets in my home. They are brand new and sturdy.. not cheap.


So now, debating on just buying and installing the extensions. Won’t have all the bells and whistles of the entire toilet bowl system… but idk.

I want it all


But want to mainly move away from the wipes. When I was in an apartment/condo, I didn’t care as much

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

it aint meant to replace toilet paper my dude. It's meant to be used in addition to TP.

@Rusty$hackleford being shocked by this

So speaking of cleaning asses (no coli)

 

[Ski Mask]

I use to use cottonelle and at first had the same reaction that dude wipes were just a marketing gimmick, but i have to say theyre better.

Make sure to say no homo before every use to activate its full benefits

 

[malbaker86]

I didn't even bother reading the gibberish above and fukk OP's baby wipes.


Get a bidet, I've got one of the least expensive versions of it and it is a game changer.

Any time I gotta drop a dog and I'm not at home to immediately cleanse my booty right quick I get big mad.

Bidet plus wipes is GOOOOOOD tier. I got a cheap Bidet from Walmart a few years ago and haven’t looked back since

 

[boogers]

i would be embarrassed to use some shyt called DUDE WIPES

shyt is still bad for the environment. and you still putting your hand up your ass

cut out the bs and join #jetset already. whats more gay, a mans hand wiping your ass, or a stream of water?

 

[feelosofer]

Let's be reality you could buy regular baby wipes and get the same effect. Dude wiped give you that cheap body smell without burning your privates and it gives them the right to charge twice as much.

 

[The BasedFather]

For all the brehs saying bidets how do they work as far as messiness?

Water splashing all over your cheeks?
Do you have to dry off with a towel or is it a straight shot to the shooter?

PAWS

 

[LordDeathwatch]

I don't know what kind of Temu shiit ya'll on but I never seen no man wipes scented. One of the main reasons is that they're unscented and sized for a male hand.

Ol Roy Bahns ass niiggas

 

[Apollo Creed]

Bidet + dude whipes = thank me later