I swear it wasnt nun better than hearing: "The doors of the Church are open" coming up.

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I like my church

I even go when I can't stay the whole time

But... I agree..

By the time he gets thru the sermon I'm about done. Almost perfect timing on my preachers part tho

90 min total for the whole service is a long day. Usually it clocks in at just about 75 min
 

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scary ass nikkaz

I told my moms I wasn't going to church anymore at 14

y'all nikkaz still getting dragged on sundays by ya mama n wives.

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you sound kinda disrespectful. what Black 14 yo tells their Black mother what they aren't going to do? especially if that Black mother is into church. i didn't wanna go either, but momma said until i graduate high school and leave for college those were the rules.
 

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you sound kinda disrespectful. what 14 yo tells their mother what they aren't going to do?
context helps

where I come from you are ushered into manhood at 13 this whole teenager thing is relatively new to human societies in general. my folks didn't look at me as a kid at 14. I had a talk with my mother because I wasn't fukking with Roman Catholicism anymore even back then I was woke to the colonization of the mind through cac jesus. I also wasn't into the denomination wars, the whole thing been stupid as fukk to me I ain't have to grow to see that. My mother didn't get angry about it and she actually followed suit not longer after. We are spiritual not religious as a family

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I was happy as fukk when we could slide through the "white" church whenever possible. By the time you sit down you know the service is over. They don't waste no time in that bytch. lol

Black church will stretch a 3 min song into 25 mins. Pass the offering plate like 5 times. I remember one time they did some bama ass shyt trying to see which zodiac sign could give the most money. We went through all 12 of them bytches and this wasn't no little ass church either. I knew a long time ago I wasn't going to church anymore once it was optional.
 

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I was happy as fukk when we could slide through the "white" church whenever possible. By the time you sit down you know the service is over. They don't waste no time in that bytch. lol

Black church will stretch a 3 min song into 25 mins. Pass the offering plate like 5 times. I remember one time they did some bama ass shyt trying to see which zodiac sign could give the most money. We went through all 12 of them bytches and this wasn't no little ass church either. I knew a long time ago I wasn't going to church anymore once it was optional.
:bryan: That finesse!
 

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I’m Haitian and had to sit through catholic Haitian mass, “ once I heard that
“An nou lapriyè(let us pray) my eyes would lighten up :wow:. nba 2k here I come

If you know you know

The one in Houston was only 45 minutes MAX

When I went to my home boys baptist church and was hostage for 3 hours :stopitslime:
 

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and the best thing about greens was when you put some sugar on em like sugar. they're unedible otherwise lol
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If you aint putting this on greens
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I was happy as fukk when we could slide through the "white" church whenever possible. By the time you sit down you know the service is over. They don't waste no time in that bytch. lol

Black church will stretch a 3 min song into 25 mins. Pass the offering plate like 5 times. I remember one time they did some bama ass shyt trying to see which zodiac sign could give the most money. We went through all 12 of them bytches and this wasn't no little ass church either. I knew a long time ago I wasn't going to church anymore once it was optional.
if they still had a congregation after this then their members lost.
 
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