Long story short, last week I reached out to the universe to send me a familiar
But I didn't really want one because I JUST KNEW that my baby Foxie was my familiar and I really wanted the universe to confirm it.
But then today as I was warming up the car, I see something out the corner of my eye and it's a big ass chicken
I don't live near any farms so I don't know where the fukk this bytch came from. We fought from the front yard to the backyard where I pinned her down with Foxies old play pin
I swear she called me a motherclucker when I kicked her. So I'm going back inside to wash my hands and I see this heffa laid an egg on the back porch.
It had me wondering. Maybe this chicken is my familiar and maybe the universe is telling me that it's time to do some Egg cleansing. Removing all negativity, curses and evil from my life AKA Catset.
But I didn't really want one because I JUST KNEW that my baby Foxie was my familiar and I really wanted the universe to confirm it.
But then today as I was warming up the car, I see something out the corner of my eye and it's a big ass chicken
I don't live near any farms so I don't know where the fukk this bytch came from. We fought from the front yard to the backyard where I pinned her down with Foxies old play pin
I swear she called me a motherclucker when I kicked her. So I'm going back inside to wash my hands and I see this heffa laid an egg on the back porch.
It had me wondering. Maybe this chicken is my familiar and maybe the universe is telling me that it's time to do some Egg cleansing. Removing all negativity, curses and evil from my life AKA Catset.

Needed this laugh today. Thanks OP
