I think I've fallen slightly in love with a stripper brehs

[Man]

She isn't your typical stripper

She has a law degree that was vouched for by someone I know

I met her on her day off at an extended family and friends type gathering which probably made me see her in a different light to begin with and I got to know her before I knew her occupation.

We have so much in common but I can't lie I was thrown off when she confidently told me what she does for a living without blinking

In fact, it added to my intrigue but we all do jobs we don't enjoy

Would it be simping if I took her to watch a movie just to know a bit more about her life story out of boredom and intrigue?

I promise I won't wife brehs but I'm also a compulsive internet liar





What's the worst that could happen?

 

[DJSmooth]

Don't take her to the movies.

Go to the bar or to play pool or something.

 

[QuavoFlow]

She isn't your typical stripper

She has a law degree that was vouched for by someone I know

I met her on her day off at an extended family and friends type gathering which probably made me see her in a different light to begin with and I got to know her before I knew her occupation.

We have so much in common but I can't lie I was thrown off when she confidently told me what she does for a living without blinking

In fact, it added to my intrigue but we all do jobs we don't enjoy

Would it be simping if I took her to watch a movie just to know a bit more about her life story out of boredom and intrigue?

I promise I won't wife brehs but I'm also a compulsive internet liar





What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Beedad]

 

[End Cruelty]

If she poops during sex, it's good luck.

 

[AB Ziggy]

If she has a law degree, why is she a stripper breh?

 

[Richard Ayoade]

Smash, then throw her to the trash

 

[KravenMorehead™]

aight

 

[O.T.I.S.]

If she has a law degree, why is she a stripper breh?

Lack of experience and bills...

Plus, she's not THAT kinda lawyer.. But still a lawyer

Don't take her to the movies.

Go to the bar or to play pool or something.

This

She still got potential.. There are a lot of bum strippers that aren't good at it because they genuinely don't wanna be there. Maybe that's her. Hang out and chill with her, see what happens. Only thing you wasting is time if you care

 

[...o3]

i feel good about this. i'm really excited for all of us tho, because it's sort of like she's all of ours.

 

[ba'al]

I was coming in here to post this.

I guess I post this one.

 

[richaveli83]

She isn't your typical stripper

She has a law degree that was vouched for by someone I know

I met her on her day off at an extended family and friends type gathering which probably made me see her in a different light to begin with and I got to know her before I knew her occupation.

We have so much in common but I can't lie I was thrown off when she confidently told me what she does for a living without blinking

In fact, it added to my intrigue but we all do jobs we don't enjoy

Would it be simping if I took her to watch a movie just to know a bit more about her life story out of boredom and intrigue?

I promise I won't wife brehs but I'm also a compulsive internet liar





What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Man]

If she has a law degree, why is she a stripper breh?

"I figured I can make way more money from my body than my mind" in her words

Could it all be a lie?

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Strippers are people too

 

[Banned Account12]

She isn't your typical stripper

She has a law degree that was vouched for by someone I know

I met her on her day off at an extended family and friends type gathering which probably made me see her in a different light to begin with and I got to know her before I knew her occupation.

We have so much in common but I can't lie I was thrown off when she confidently told me what she does for a living without blinking

In fact, it added to my intrigue but we all do jobs we don't enjoy

Would it be simping if I took her to watch a movie just to know a bit more about her life story out of boredom and intrigue?

I promise I won't wife brehs but I'm also a compulsive internet liar





What's the worst that could happen?

All i got to say is....
Don't be stupid
Beat the puss til you get tired of it and gone on with your business
Don't catch feelings