I Think My Homeboy Might Be Gay

[1/2OfDaBruinz]

He's a cigarette smoker and has been having trouble quitting. Being a true friend, I decided to help him out. I told him I had a fool proof tactic that would guarantee that he would quit IMMEDIATELY!

If it was anyone else, I would charge them for this hidden and rare technique. I almost don't want to put it on The Coli because tobacco companies will probably try to destroy my life for fukking with their money, but I'm a G like that so I don't even care.

This is a powerful technique that has a 100% guarantee of success for straight men.

So I decided to share this secret knowledge with my homeboy. I told him, the only thing you need to do to stop smoking cigarettes instantly, is to imagine that the cigarette is a dikk. So that means that every time you smoke a cigarette, you are putting a dikk in your mouth. You are in essence, puffing on a Penis.

Feeling proud of myself for such a gratuitous gesture, I was taken aback when my homeboy gave me the look and lit up a Newport. I think I may have to cut ties with him because he is clearly gay.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

i smoke penises all the time. its just another word for a joint/blunt.

cigarettes tho?

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

He's a cigarette smoker and has been having trouble quitting. Being a true friend, I decided to help him out. I told him I had a fool proof tactic that would guarantee that he would quit IMMEDIATELY!

If it was anyone else, I would charge them for this hidden and rare technique. I almost don't want to put it on The Coli because tobacco companies will probably try to destroy my life for fukking with their money, but I'm a G like that so I don't even care.

This is a powerful technique that has a 100% guarantee of success for straight men.

So I decided to share this secret knowledge with my homeboy. I told him, the only thing you need to do to stop smoking cigarettes instantly, is to imagine that the cigarette is a dikk. So that means that every time you smoke a cigarette, you are putting a dikk in your mouth. You are in essence, puffing on a Penis.

Feeling proud of myself for such a gratuitous gesture, I was taken aback when my homeboy gave me the look and lit up a Newport. I think I may have to cut ties with him because he is clearly gay.

and your first thought is a dikk?

 

[M'gann]

 

[Bgreat]

did he hit you with this?

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Holyyyyy shyt, there so many ways this thread can go. And it won't be in the direction OP was expecting

 

[Arithmetic]

 

[XII]

Negged for not being a Buckeye Fever thread

 

[Silkk]

Weak

 

[god shamgod]

So instead of telling him he's inhaling cancerous toxic chemicals into his lungs and it's a habit that will shorten his life you tell him think of a cock in his mouth

and you think he's the gay one

 

[Another Man]

It's your idea breh

 

[HiphopRelated]

He's trying hard to give you a pass breh...or he's asking this exact question about you, but not a forum.

 

[HoloGraphic]

There's a reason cigs are called 'fags'.

So who blew who first, op?

 

[Supercoolmayo]

When coli therapist goes wrong

 

[BlackMajik]

Man.....

I'm just smdh @ this thread lol