I took mad Ls tonight MAD Ls.....

[My neck and my back]

you get credit for just sitting down and keeping your cool in front of her. that booty heat is a test of willpower, have a nikka sweating and loses senses of hearing and seeing, then when you the feel boo boo shift around.

 

[L&HH]

Excuse my ignorance but wtf is a Fiesta?

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

My nikka, I'm a veteran of the Metro bus shyt. The don dada emeritus so I gots to know when I can hop off and take care of business and even for PISSING Fiesta is a last resort. This was literally a life or death situation. If I had failed in my mission, I would be WALKING down Richmond Ave. right now.

i aint been in one since freshmen/sophomore yr in high school, but for those not in tx to understand, fiesta is a store you can walk in and find DEAD flies all over the produce and frozen food. if they don't give a fukk about takin care of the shyt they SELLIN you to eat then just IMAGINE the bathroom

 

[L&HH]

i aint been in one since freshmen/sophomore yr in high school, but for those not in tx to understand, fiesta is a store you can walk in and find DEAD flies all over the produce and frozen food. if they don't give a fukk about takin care of the shyt they SELLIN you to eat then just IMAGINE the bathroom

 

[Metta World Movement]

Oh yeah, I work with her too.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

you get credit for just sitting down and keeping your cool in front of her. that booty heat is a test of willpower, have a nikka sweating and loses senses of hearing and seeing, then when you the feel boo boo shift around.

Like when she was driving 20 when she should have been driving 80 I wanted to just yell like THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION, DRIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!! It took everything I had man. Like I could feel my eyes ramping up tear production just in case the worst happened.

And I didn't eat anything too bad either. I had ribs for breakfast, a giant cookie, and a giant shake. And a Sugar Daddy. No homo.

And I've NEVER been to a clean Fiesta. NEVER. I'm like do they build these with the grime and just overall scustness already in place?

 

[Shugg84]

Samed thing happened to me 2 years ago at a club...except that bytch followed me home, knocked on the door when i flushed, and gave me the best damn head ever.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Oh, and the bathroom only had one stall and one urinal. Had someone been in there was going to be a meeting in the ladies room. Real talk.

 

[Mandizi]

Ribs for breakfast?

Giant cookie?

Giant shake?

You was askin for torso torture.

 

[wise prophet]

lol

your thread reminded me of this thread:
Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

Where the fukk if ur car

 

[Morethan1]

nikka I almost shyt on myself today too.

Leggings you should've added Ms paint pictures. Your thread would've been epic

Where the pictures of this said lady?

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Where the fukk if ur car

I don't bring her out on weekends.

 

[j7thirty]

We hit that light once looking for a park. shyt was LONG as hell. When I knew we would have to do it again

There was no way I could handle missing that light.

U sitting there shaking and sweating and shyt wanting to tell her ass "bytch STEP ON THE GAS!!!!!!!!"

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

nikka I almost shyt on myself today too.

Leggings you should've added Ms paint pictures. Your thread would've been epic

Where the pictures of this said lady?

I ain't got no pictures breh. And I was not about to MS paint shyt. My threads are known for flopping. Not about to put in work for 8 replies.