I took mad Ls tonight MAD Ls.....

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i wanna hunnid and fitty thousand!
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Like when she was driving 20 when she should have been driving 80 I wanted to just yell like THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION, DRIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!! It took everything I had man. Like I could feel my eyes ramping up tear production just in case the worst happened.

And I didn't eat anything too bad either. I had ribs for breakfast, a giant cookie, and a giant shake. And a Sugar Daddy. No homo. :stopitslime:

And I've NEVER been to a clean Fiesta. NEVER. I'm like do they build these with the grime and just overall scustness already in place? :what:
:snoop: the psychological torture is fukked up, it'll have you really questioning if they know of the situation and doing some bullshyt purposely to be funny. you didn't even have full control of the situation cuz she was the driver so your fate was in her hands, plus you couldn't have even found out if you had that lil spare fart to take some of the pressure off cuz she would've smelled it. you was just all the way fukked up. :huhldup:
 

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I'm still thinking like what if that Fiesta had been closed? I know stores that won't let you in 15 minutes til close. It was 3 minutes. As I'm pulling my pants down the announcement came over the loud speaker.

The force of the dam busting was so strong I strained my nuts. :wow: No lie. I sat there and realized two things; one I'm glad I swallowed my pride and told her to come to that Fiesta. There was no way I would have made it in the club. And two, I had no plan B. I would have been shyt out of luck. :to:
 

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i keep those pepto type medicines in my car specifically for cases like this.

lol. having to sh1t when ur around a girl u really like is one hell of a humbling experience.
 

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Yeah, I'm :deadrose: with this one. She lives way across town she wasted a lot of gas and time.
 
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