I took mad Ls tonight MAD Ls.....

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

A date I was on ended prematurely after I almost had a tragic doo doo tale in her car.

My stomach had been kind of fukked even before she came and picked me up (an L in itself) but I kind of just ignored it. On the way I stopped and got some Pepto but my stomach was just like and got worse.

We're getting close to the spot and I see a Fiesta and at this point I have to shyt NOW. But I'm just like I can make it.

My Stomach -

We pull around twice looking for a place to park and it feels like there's a war going on in my stomach. We finally park and my ass is feeling super heated right now. Dear Summer. She's like are you ready to go in?

My stomach -

I'm like nah, take me to that Fiesta we passed. I know in her mind she's like but fukk it, this is definitely turned into an emergency situation. I'm talking roll the equipment it's going to be a crash landing AT BEST. Coming around there's a long light you have to wait at but it was already green, the problem is that she was cruising. If we missed that light the psycological impact would be too much for my bowels.

Luckily we made it. There was a store on that corner but I knew I didn't have the time to be wrong. I only had one shot at this one. We head towards the Fiesta at school zone speeds and I'm curling my toes at this point and all I can think of are various Tragic Doo Doo Tales and how I mocked them. We finally get to the Fiesta and it closes at 10:30, it's 10:27. Failure is not an option. I run in with literally seconds to spare (on both accounts) and make it to the restroom. I sit down and UNLOAD....

I may as well have shyt hot sauce

I wipe and I'm feeling very But my stomach is still

I get back in the car and tell her I threw up. At this point I don't even know why I lied because p*ssy is basically out of the question. Anyway, we pick another place and once again she's talking away while my stomach rages a silent civil war. I'm doing everything I can not to throw up in her car. We get to the next spot. We're parking, I tell her I can't do it. I'm too sick. She drops me off at home after constantly reassuring me it's alright

I give her a hug and get one last longing look at those titties and walk in. As soon as I get home I can't shyt for shyt.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

 

[Captain]

We pull around twice looking for a place to park and it feels like there's a war going on in my stomach. We finally park and my ass is feeling super heated right now.

Thread about to do numbers

 

[Sinnerman]

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[Methodical]

 

[msims]

As soon as I get home I can't shyt for shyt.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel bad for you breh!

Maybe your body was telling you that she wasn't the one.









Nahhhhhh, I doubt it!

 

[havoc00]

Sucks for your night, but great story I can relate, when ur stomach is feelin all fukked

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Man, you know that ass heat feeling. That's when shyt gets real.

Picture this brehs; a summer storm is coming in. You see the clouds that are so thick they're not even black; they're that deep blue/black/purple mixture. The air is warm and calm but you KNOW shyt is about to go down.

That was MY ASS man!!!!!

 

[Boutdatlife]

 

[C. Dante]

Sall good mayne


we've all been there

 

[...and some waffle fries]

You messed up when you ignored that stomach the first time. at grown men not knowing when to take a sh1t.

 

[Methodical]

You're lucky not getting sh!t yourself in front of her. That sh!t will hit ether on your soul forever. She would tell you get the f*ck out of my car and you have to walk to home while you have sh!t and pee in your pant.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

My brehs

That ride from the spot down to the Fiesta was no more than two minutes. But the shyt was so crucial I was sweating and was about to piss myself out of pure nervousness. As were moving slowly down Blodgett St. I was thinking I'm going to have to jump out to piss. But there was no way only one was coming out. This was a package deal. I had to make it brehs. I just gotta make it. Word to Trey Songz.

 

[Auger]

I was just wondering, we needed a tragic doo-doo tales thread for the coli.


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[Assata Shakur]

Look at 40 glock y'all