I tricked for the first time. Post-nut clarity is kicking my ass.

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  1. JadeB

    JadeB la force de l'avenir

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    Spin off from this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/get-scammed-at-a-massage-parlor-brehs.829443/page-4

    I went to another massage parlor this time and got two HJ for a two hour session. I've never been sexual with a woman in my life before (I'm 23) nor seen a woman partly naked before. Even touch her t*ts and ass. I barely came the first time and didn't the second:francis:. And paid $182 for it:francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis:



    Never doing it again
     
  2. Lady.Libra.

    Lady.Libra. ~balance~ Supporter

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    Men :scust:
     
  3. CouldntBeMeTho

    CouldntBeMeTho aka @iLL Clinton; aka @John Brown Supporter

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    You claimed it wasnt tricking if you got it...




    Survey said... Thats a damn lie :damn:
     
  4. CouldntBeMeTho

    CouldntBeMeTho aka @iLL Clinton; aka @John Brown Supporter

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    Hes a 23 year old virgin who had never seen a woman naked. We should take pity and start him a gofundme to get a actual hooker
     
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    2stainz GOON MUSIC Supporter

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    damn 182?! [​IMG].. what happened to fonky 40?

    Them is surge rates :why:
     
  6. NobleDrewAli

    NobleDrewAli Superstar

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    I’m curious as to how you got to 23 with no action whatsoever from a woman.



    what do you think your flaws are?
     
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    Khajiit Moonsugar Connoisseur

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    Breh 182? C'mon man wtf are you doing.

    Between this and the only fans debacle, you're taking avoidable Ls. Please do better breh:picard:
     
  8. Charlie Hustle

    Charlie Hustle Light Bringer Supporter

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    Next time use counterfeit bills try to smash something :unimpressed:




































    :troll:
     
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    LiIZaneFan1978 2PAC BACK

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    Ecclesiasticus 3:23 KJV

    “Be not curious in unnecessary matters: for more things are shewed unto thee than men understand.”
     
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    T.H.E. Goat On the road to riches Supporter

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    They finessed the shyt out you:mjlol:



    Were they at least cute?:ld:
     
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    aXiom Maximized Potential

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    If I'm paying $200, best believe my penis is entering some kinda vagina.


    Shut the fukk up.
     
  12. JBWalton

    JBWalton You can achieve much more than you know

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    Ling Mai saw you coming. Figuratively and literally.
     
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    jdubnyce Toronto basketball in June :blessed: Supporter

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    $182...you know how many AMC stocks you could've got :troll:

    And why such an exact figure? They charge you tax and tip? :mjlol:
     
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    Atlrocafella Veteran Supporter

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    23? Gah damn breh. There are no heauxs in your area?
     
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    Drip Bayless Superstar

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    Only way I would pay for p*ssy is if I was in a country where prostitution was legal and I could hit raw
     

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