I tricked for the first time. Post-nut clarity is kicking my ass.

[Sad Bunny]

Damn. I would say get a BBW but the dating apps boosted their confidence so they even play hard to get

 

[Child_Of_God]

I’m curious as to how you got to 23 with no action whatsoever from a woman.



what do you think your flaws are?

23? Gah damn breh. There are no heauxs in your area?

At least he isn’t a 28 year old virgin like me.

 

[BocaRear]

182 for a handjob? No wonder you're mad

If you gonna be a degenerate trick - do it right - next time get the sucky sucky five dorrar

 

[Captain Crunch]

If you gon pay for sex, why do it just to get jerked off?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

180 dollars for a fukking handjob

Didn't even get your dikk sucked....


Damn that's bad breh

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Spin off from this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/get-scammed-at-a-massage-parlor-brehs.829443/page-4

I went to another massage parlor this time and got two HJ for a two hour session. I've never been sexual with a woman in my life before (I'm 23) nor seen a woman partly naked before. Even touch her t*ts and ass. I barely came the first time and didn't the second. And paid $182 for it



Never doing it again

This is actually a W for you breh.

You were tricking on Tranny OnlyFans last year. You're going in the right direction.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Ain't you in california, Op?
Why are your ribs touching?

 

[Killer Instinct]

 

[humminbird]

At least he isn’t a 28 year old virgin like me.

You might be able to still lose it before 30

 

[Dwolf]

Spin off from this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/get-scammed-at-a-massage-parlor-brehs.829443/page-4

I went to another massage parlor this time and got two HJ for a two hour session. I've never been sexual with a woman in my life before (I'm 23) nor seen a woman partly naked before. Even touch her t*ts and ass. I barely came the first time and didn't the second. And paid $182 for it



Never doing it again

 

[SAINT]

Damn bro. How’d you end up like this?

 

[Dwolf]

Men

Neg

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

You going out sad

 

[Atlrocafella]

At least he isn’t a 28 year old virgin like me.

Please tell me it’s by choice.

 

[Absolut]

Paying 2 bills for a middle school handy