I tricked for the first time. Post-nut clarity is kicking my ass.

Mowgli

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Spin off from this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/get-scammed-at-a-massage-parlor-brehs.829443/page-4

I went to another massage parlor this time and got two HJ for a two hour session. I've never been sexual with a woman in my life before (I'm 23) nor seen a woman partly naked before. Even touch her t*ts and ass. I barely came the first time and didn't the second:francis:. And paid $182 for it:francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis::francis:



Never doing it again
PlayStation sale money

:manny:

you'll be back:mjlit:

they're prepping the modern woman to be a real prostitute.

She's already stripping for strangers in the internet. They made those can popup ads a legit source of income for a bum bish. It will escalate
 

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i'd rather not discuss, you wouldn't believe me anyways

if you were trying to say COVID will never fully go away then I’d agree but if the implication was things will always remain as they are now to the point that it will never be safe to travel again then I would have to disagree
 

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-Don't use COVID as an excuse. It does make things harder but people did not stop fukking strangers due to social distancing rules. I know someone with anxiety who started their first real relationship during the pandemic. It can happen.
-Don't pay for a handjob. They aren't worth it for free.
-Get a therapist or at least work on yourself.
 

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At first I was going say 23 isn't "that" late but then I realized a 23 year old right now turned 18 in 2016 a couple years after Tindr was in existence. Yeah 23 is definitely late for you new aged nikkas. Even if you nervous of approaching women in person there's so many apps and shyt now that don't even make that necessary.
Not sure Tindr would work for breh, He should start with POF, plenty of lower quality women on there and he can get accustomed to actually talking to a girl without a transaction attached.
 

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:russ: Yoooo that price had me so confused lol. Them hoes tryin to squeeze him for every penny

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You wan exrrar rotion? 2 dolla!!
 
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